The Perfect Prank
Level 4 Time-Sensitive Quest.
Previous TSQ: The Last Minute Birthday
Next TSQ: The Ambush
Parent Storyline Quest: The Party Girl
Next Storyline Quest: Homecoming
Previous TSQ: The Last Minute Birthday
Next TSQ: The Ambush
Parent Storyline Quest: The Party Girl
Next Storyline Quest: Homecoming
Main Characters / Extra Characters
My Classmates
- Julian - Jock Guy
- Kara - Hearst High
- Payton - Prep Girl
My Classmates
- Danny - Main Character - Nerd Guy
- Channing - Cheerleader Guy
- Emily - Jock Girl
Julian: Wait a second. Did I miss something? Having a Homecoming is great, but are you really going to let Kara get away with dumping coffee all over you?
Payton: Um... that was kind of the plan...
Danny: What are you suggesting, Julian?
Julian: You should settle this the way the guys on the team do. What would you say to getting a little revenge tonight? How about a prank?
Payton: Revenge? Against Kara?! That’s insane!
Julian: Come on, man up. Er, woman up? Person up? You know what I mean! The point is that we can’t let Kara come to our school and mess with Payton and get away with it! What do you say? Are you in, Danny?
Danny: I’m in. It’s time someone showed Kara she can’t go around treating people like crap... and that someone should be Payton.
Julian: Thats what I’m talking about! Prank-time, baby!
Payton: It’s on like filet mignon!
Julian: Yeah... we’ll work on your catch-phrases.
Payton: So what’s the plan? Maybe we could tie her shoelaces together... or ring her doorbell and run away... or bake her a cake and spell her name wrong!
Julian: What? No! Those are terrible pranks! In fact, the last one isn’t a prank at all! She still gets to eat a cake! Pranks are about messing up people’s stuff, humiliating them, making them wish they never crossed you! And speaking of which... I couldn’t help but notice that Kara drives a fancy, brand new, sports car...
Payton: That’s right. Her dad gave it to her for her Sweet Sixteen party.
Julian: Well, there’s not going to be anything sweet about that car when we’re done with it.
Payton: What are we going to do to it?
Danny: We should pour coffee and sour milk in her car! Kara poured a latte on you... we’ll pour a latte all over the inside of her car!
Julian: Mean AND meaningful. I like it.
Payton: I can’t believe we’re really going to do this!
Julian: You’re not getting cold feet now, are you? Come on, Prep! Don’t get intimidated! Now let’s go. We’ve got to go buy some supplies.
A little while later, you, Payton, and Julian stand in line at a coffee shop...
Payton: So what, we’re just going to buy a dozen lattes? Isn’t that suspicious? Won’t they know we’re up to something?
Julian: Relax, Prep. Just let me do the smooth talking. We won’t be suspicious at all.
Danny: Julian? Smooth-talking? Now this I’ve gotta see...
Julian turns to the barista...
Julian: Hey. I want a dozen lattes. Old, rotten coffee, the kind that’s been sitting out in the sun? That’d be perfect. And if you’ve got any milk that’s close to its expiration date? Use that.
The barista stares at Julian, confused, then shrugs and gets to work. Julian turns to you...
Julian: See? Easy.
Minutes later, the clerk returns with the gross lattes...
Julian: Perfect! Let’s go give Kara a taste of her own medicine...
Danny: Ready to do this, Payton?
Payton: I... uh... yeah... I suppose...
Danny: What’s wrong?
Payton: It’s stupid, but... if Kara does catch us... do you think she’ll, you know, hit me? Just the other day, I saw her slap a freshman girl for wearing the same shoes as her...
Julian: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you really worried she’ll hit you?
Payton: Well... yeah.
Julian: Prep, Kara’s 115 pounds tops and as intimidating as a trained poodle. You know why she’s got so much power at Hearst? Because good people do nothing. Because no one wants to make a scene. Because it’s so much easier to just make her happy. There’s only one thing you can do if you want a bully to stop hitting you. And that’s to hit them right back.
Payton: ...did you get bullied a lot, Julian?
Julian: Nope. Not even once. I WAS the bully. Now come on, I know a great dojo where you can learn some self-defense. We’ll just need a female friend to help out...
A few minutes later, at Jude Do’s Judo Dojo, Payton and Emily are fully suited up with gloves and headgear...
Payton: I don’t know if this is such a good idea...
Julian: It’s a great idea! There’s no better way to get over your fear of being hit than getting hit a bunch of times!
Emily: It’s true!
Julian: Now come on, ladies! Let’s do this!
Danny: How’s it going?
Julian: It’s okay. Payton learned the moves like a pro, but she’s still holding back when it comes to executing them. Although... I have an idea! Hey, Emily! Think you can do a Kara impression?
Emily starts shoving Payton and talking trash...
Emily: Hey loser! What are you going here, being all loser-y?
Payton: Oh, I, uh... sorry...
Emily: Sorry’s not gonna cut it, loser! No one talks back to me, especially not a lame, dumb, ugly loser like you!
Payton: Now that’s... that’s not nice...
Emily: Oh really? What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Or maybe you’ll kick me with those ugly shoes you bought from the dollar store...
Payton: They’re designer Le Chiffres, and I ordered them from France!
As Emily goes in for a shove, Payton grabs her arms and flips her onto the mat with an expert judo throw!
Julian: Yes!
Payton: Whoa...
Emily: Excellent technique!
Julian: How’d that feel, Prep?
Payton: Really... really... Good!
Julian: What do you think, Danny? Is it pranking time?
Danny: I think so... but it’s up to Payton to decide. Are you ready?
Payton: Are you kidding? Let me at her! Let’s show her who’s boss!
Julian: Yeah! That’s the spirit!
Payton: It’s on like Genghis Khan!
Julian: ...not bad.
Later that night, in the bushes outside Kara’s house...
Payton: Psst! Danny! Over here!
Danny: Where’s Julian?
Julian: Right here. Now let’s do this!
Channing: Here we go!
Payton: OMG OMG OMG. I cannot believe this is for real happening!
Julian: Come on, Payton. Admit it. This is fun.
Payton: Maybe just a little...
Julian: Okay! We’re done! This is perfect. Prank accomplished.
Danny: Wait a second... did you see that? There’s someone opening the front door!
Kara: Is someone out there?
Channing: What... what do we do now?! Julian, you didn’t cover this in our training!
Julian: Now, my friends, we RUN!
Kara: Who’s out there? What... WHAT did you do to my CAR?! What’s that SMELL? Is that rotten milk? GROSS!
Julian: Hurry! We’ve got to get out of here!
Danny: Right behind you!
Payton: Wait for me!
Julian: Come on, people, move move move!
Payton: Oh no! This is a dead end!
Danny: We’re trapped!
Julian: Get it together, team! We just need to climb up the fence. Follow me!
Payton: O... Okay...
Danny: Here goes...
You climb up the fence and drop down on the other side with ease!
Julian: Danny, I’ve never seen you move so fast!
Payton: I can’t believe we just did that!
Julian: Less talking and more running!
A few minutes of frantic sprinting later...
Danny: Huff... huff... huff... did she see us?
Julian: Nope. No one following us, either. This is what we call a clean getaway.
Payton: Ohmigoshohmigosh! I can’t believe we pulled this off!
Payton: Thanks so much, you two! I always figured the only things I was good at were being nice and throwing parties... Now I’m a world-class pranker!
Julian: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I think you’ve still got a way to go ‘til you hit the world-class... But you weren’t bad, Prep. You weren’t bad.
Payton: Are you kidding? I’m awesome like a cherry blossom!
Julian: ...I might’ve gone with ‘angry possum’, but hey, good enough!
Payton: Um... that was kind of the plan...
Danny: What are you suggesting, Julian?
Julian: You should settle this the way the guys on the team do. What would you say to getting a little revenge tonight? How about a prank?
Payton: Revenge? Against Kara?! That’s insane!
Julian: Come on, man up. Er, woman up? Person up? You know what I mean! The point is that we can’t let Kara come to our school and mess with Payton and get away with it! What do you say? Are you in, Danny?
Danny: I’m in. It’s time someone showed Kara she can’t go around treating people like crap... and that someone should be Payton.
Julian: Thats what I’m talking about! Prank-time, baby!
Payton: It’s on like filet mignon!
Julian: Yeah... we’ll work on your catch-phrases.
Payton: So what’s the plan? Maybe we could tie her shoelaces together... or ring her doorbell and run away... or bake her a cake and spell her name wrong!
Julian: What? No! Those are terrible pranks! In fact, the last one isn’t a prank at all! She still gets to eat a cake! Pranks are about messing up people’s stuff, humiliating them, making them wish they never crossed you! And speaking of which... I couldn’t help but notice that Kara drives a fancy, brand new, sports car...
Payton: That’s right. Her dad gave it to her for her Sweet Sixteen party.
Julian: Well, there’s not going to be anything sweet about that car when we’re done with it.
Payton: What are we going to do to it?
Danny: We should pour coffee and sour milk in her car! Kara poured a latte on you... we’ll pour a latte all over the inside of her car!
Julian: Mean AND meaningful. I like it.
Payton: I can’t believe we’re really going to do this!
Julian: You’re not getting cold feet now, are you? Come on, Prep! Don’t get intimidated! Now let’s go. We’ve got to go buy some supplies.
A little while later, you, Payton, and Julian stand in line at a coffee shop...
Payton: So what, we’re just going to buy a dozen lattes? Isn’t that suspicious? Won’t they know we’re up to something?
Julian: Relax, Prep. Just let me do the smooth talking. We won’t be suspicious at all.
Danny: Julian? Smooth-talking? Now this I’ve gotta see...
Julian turns to the barista...
Julian: Hey. I want a dozen lattes. Old, rotten coffee, the kind that’s been sitting out in the sun? That’d be perfect. And if you’ve got any milk that’s close to its expiration date? Use that.
The barista stares at Julian, confused, then shrugs and gets to work. Julian turns to you...
Julian: See? Easy.
Minutes later, the clerk returns with the gross lattes...
Julian: Perfect! Let’s go give Kara a taste of her own medicine...
Danny: Ready to do this, Payton?
Payton: I... uh... yeah... I suppose...
Danny: What’s wrong?
Payton: It’s stupid, but... if Kara does catch us... do you think she’ll, you know, hit me? Just the other day, I saw her slap a freshman girl for wearing the same shoes as her...
Julian: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you really worried she’ll hit you?
Payton: Well... yeah.
Julian: Prep, Kara’s 115 pounds tops and as intimidating as a trained poodle. You know why she’s got so much power at Hearst? Because good people do nothing. Because no one wants to make a scene. Because it’s so much easier to just make her happy. There’s only one thing you can do if you want a bully to stop hitting you. And that’s to hit them right back.
Payton: ...did you get bullied a lot, Julian?
Julian: Nope. Not even once. I WAS the bully. Now come on, I know a great dojo where you can learn some self-defense. We’ll just need a female friend to help out...
A few minutes later, at Jude Do’s Judo Dojo, Payton and Emily are fully suited up with gloves and headgear...
Payton: I don’t know if this is such a good idea...
Julian: It’s a great idea! There’s no better way to get over your fear of being hit than getting hit a bunch of times!
Emily: It’s true!
Julian: Now come on, ladies! Let’s do this!
Danny: How’s it going?
Julian: It’s okay. Payton learned the moves like a pro, but she’s still holding back when it comes to executing them. Although... I have an idea! Hey, Emily! Think you can do a Kara impression?
Emily starts shoving Payton and talking trash...
Emily: Hey loser! What are you going here, being all loser-y?
Payton: Oh, I, uh... sorry...
Emily: Sorry’s not gonna cut it, loser! No one talks back to me, especially not a lame, dumb, ugly loser like you!
Payton: Now that’s... that’s not nice...
Emily: Oh really? What are you gonna do? Cry about it? Or maybe you’ll kick me with those ugly shoes you bought from the dollar store...
Payton: They’re designer Le Chiffres, and I ordered them from France!
As Emily goes in for a shove, Payton grabs her arms and flips her onto the mat with an expert judo throw!
Julian: Yes!
Payton: Whoa...
Emily: Excellent technique!
Julian: How’d that feel, Prep?
Payton: Really... really... Good!
Julian: What do you think, Danny? Is it pranking time?
Danny: I think so... but it’s up to Payton to decide. Are you ready?
Payton: Are you kidding? Let me at her! Let’s show her who’s boss!
Julian: Yeah! That’s the spirit!
Payton: It’s on like Genghis Khan!
Julian: ...not bad.
Later that night, in the bushes outside Kara’s house...
Payton: Psst! Danny! Over here!
Danny: Where’s Julian?
Julian: Right here. Now let’s do this!
Channing: Here we go!
Payton: OMG OMG OMG. I cannot believe this is for real happening!
Julian: Come on, Payton. Admit it. This is fun.
Payton: Maybe just a little...
Julian: Okay! We’re done! This is perfect. Prank accomplished.
Danny: Wait a second... did you see that? There’s someone opening the front door!
Kara: Is someone out there?
Channing: What... what do we do now?! Julian, you didn’t cover this in our training!
Julian: Now, my friends, we RUN!
Kara: Who’s out there? What... WHAT did you do to my CAR?! What’s that SMELL? Is that rotten milk? GROSS!
Julian: Hurry! We’ve got to get out of here!
Danny: Right behind you!
Payton: Wait for me!
Julian: Come on, people, move move move!
Payton: Oh no! This is a dead end!
Danny: We’re trapped!
Julian: Get it together, team! We just need to climb up the fence. Follow me!
Payton: O... Okay...
Danny: Here goes...
You climb up the fence and drop down on the other side with ease!
Julian: Danny, I’ve never seen you move so fast!
Payton: I can’t believe we just did that!
Julian: Less talking and more running!
A few minutes of frantic sprinting later...
Danny: Huff... huff... huff... did she see us?
Julian: Nope. No one following us, either. This is what we call a clean getaway.
Payton: Ohmigoshohmigosh! I can’t believe we pulled this off!
Payton: Thanks so much, you two! I always figured the only things I was good at were being nice and throwing parties... Now I’m a world-class pranker!
Julian: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I think you’ve still got a way to go ‘til you hit the world-class... But you weren’t bad, Prep. You weren’t bad.
Payton: Are you kidding? I’m awesome like a cherry blossom!
Julian: ...I might’ve gone with ‘angry possum’, but hey, good enough!
Previous TSQ: The Last Minute Birthday
Next TSQ: The Ambush
Parent Storyline Quest: The Party Girl
Next Storyline Quest: Homecoming
Next TSQ: The Ambush
Parent Storyline Quest: The Party Girl
Next Storyline Quest: Homecoming