head over heels
When a couple is Head Over Heels, their dates take 23 hours.
When they reach the next level, Over the Moon, you are rewarded with --
Previous Level: In Love
Next Level: Over the Moon
When they reach the next level, Over the Moon, you are rewarded with --
Previous Level: In Love
Next Level: Over the Moon
This is an incomplete list of dates your classmates go on while they are Head Over Heels. Successful dates are first, followed by a list of failed dates.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
successful dates
Botanical Gardens
One: Two surprised me and took me to the botanical gardens for our date! It was so much fun!
Two: I had everything planned out! First we took a walk around the Japanese gardens...
One: We fed fish together at the koi ponds under the maple trees!
Two: Then we had a romantic picnic in the rose garden...
One: Two made my favorite sandwiches, and for dessert, there were flower-shaped cookies!
Two: Then in the afternoon, we took a stroll around the lake!
One: Two knows that I like animals, and there were topiary animals near the water! The elephant bush made me laugh and laugh!
Two: One looks so cute when laughing! I have so much fun when we’re together!
One and Two went to a botanical gardens and sowed the seeds of live!
One: Two surprised me and took me to the botanical gardens for our date! It was so much fun!
Two: I had everything planned out! First we took a walk around the Japanese gardens...
One: We fed fish together at the koi ponds under the maple trees!
Two: Then we had a romantic picnic in the rose garden...
One: Two made my favorite sandwiches, and for dessert, there were flower-shaped cookies!
Two: Then in the afternoon, we took a stroll around the lake!
One: Two knows that I like animals, and there were topiary animals near the water! The elephant bush made me laugh and laugh!
Two: One looks so cute when laughing! I have so much fun when we’re together!
One and Two went to a botanical gardens and sowed the seeds of live!
Classic Movies
One: Two is way way way way WAY into classic movies. So I tried to set up the PERFECT classic move date to celebrate our love for each other!
Two: The beginning of a beautiful friendship. Er... relationship!
One: First, we went to this movie-themed restaurant with classic film pictures decorating the walls.
Two: The stuff that dreams are made of...
One: Right... when I wen to ask the waiter for a birthday deal, Two said I was...
Two: ...going to make him an offer he couldn’t refuse!
One: I just asked if he could bring us some ice cream, and he did. Anyway, after dinner, we stepped into the theater, and that’s when I revealed my biggest surprise!
Two: Twist! One convinced the theater to let us watch alone together! It was just us and the silver screen!
One: The movie was great, but the look on Two’s face was even better!
Two: Frankly, my dear... this was the best date of my life!
One and Two saw an old movie together... should their love be considered a classic?
One: Two is way way way way WAY into classic movies. So I tried to set up the PERFECT classic move date to celebrate our love for each other!
Two: The beginning of a beautiful friendship. Er... relationship!
One: First, we went to this movie-themed restaurant with classic film pictures decorating the walls.
Two: The stuff that dreams are made of...
One: Right... when I wen to ask the waiter for a birthday deal, Two said I was...
Two: ...going to make him an offer he couldn’t refuse!
One: I just asked if he could bring us some ice cream, and he did. Anyway, after dinner, we stepped into the theater, and that’s when I revealed my biggest surprise!
Two: Twist! One convinced the theater to let us watch alone together! It was just us and the silver screen!
One: The movie was great, but the look on Two’s face was even better!
Two: Frankly, my dear... this was the best date of my life!
One and Two saw an old movie together... should their love be considered a classic?
Fireworks Show
One: Turns out, Two had NEVER seen a fireworks show!
Two: I’ve always been unlucky about fireworks... I’d get sick, or I’d be busy, or something crazy would come up! One time, I didn’t get to see them because a herd of cows caused an inescapable traffic jam. Yeah, that’s right. Cows.
One: I was determined to break this curse! We headed out for the bay... There was going to be a big fireworks show there that evening right over the water!
Two: But disaster struck! First, our GPS broke! Then we got a flat tire! Then we couldn’t find ANY parking! I would have given up... but One wouldn’t quit!
One: NEEEEEVVVVVEEEER!
Two: We ended up seeing the fireworks from the best angle! I loved it! I kissed One right before the big finale!
One: Turns out, all I care about is making Two happy!
One demonstrated all kinds of love for Two on their fireworks date!
One: Turns out, Two had NEVER seen a fireworks show!
Two: I’ve always been unlucky about fireworks... I’d get sick, or I’d be busy, or something crazy would come up! One time, I didn’t get to see them because a herd of cows caused an inescapable traffic jam. Yeah, that’s right. Cows.
One: I was determined to break this curse! We headed out for the bay... There was going to be a big fireworks show there that evening right over the water!
Two: But disaster struck! First, our GPS broke! Then we got a flat tire! Then we couldn’t find ANY parking! I would have given up... but One wouldn’t quit!
One: NEEEEEVVVVVEEEER!
Two: We ended up seeing the fireworks from the best angle! I loved it! I kissed One right before the big finale!
One: Turns out, all I care about is making Two happy!
One demonstrated all kinds of love for Two on their fireworks date!
Gondola
One: Two took me on a romantic gondola ride, just like those boats in Venice!
Two: I was SO nervous. I wanted this date with One to be REALLY special.
One: It was! The water in the river was beautiful. It looped around an island, and even went through a tunnel!
Two: Our gondolier sang to us! I thought he’d only sing old time-y romantic songs... ...but he sang pop stuff too! Like Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift and One Direction!
One: When we weren’t laughing from the pop songs, we were holding each other tight... I’m just so relaxed with Two! We’ve been dating for so long!
Two: When the moment was right, I finally did it... I said that I love One!
One: I was so shocked and happy I almost fell out of the boat! It really was the perfect date!
Two finally said the L words on a romantic gondola ride with One!
One: Two took me on a romantic gondola ride, just like those boats in Venice!
Two: I was SO nervous. I wanted this date with One to be REALLY special.
One: It was! The water in the river was beautiful. It looped around an island, and even went through a tunnel!
Two: Our gondolier sang to us! I thought he’d only sing old time-y romantic songs... ...but he sang pop stuff too! Like Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift and One Direction!
One: When we weren’t laughing from the pop songs, we were holding each other tight... I’m just so relaxed with Two! We’ve been dating for so long!
Two: When the moment was right, I finally did it... I said that I love One!
One: I was so shocked and happy I almost fell out of the boat! It really was the perfect date!
Two finally said the L words on a romantic gondola ride with One!
Helicopter Flying Lessons
One: Two and I started taking helicopter flying lessons together.
Two: It was the best purchase ever! Last time, we went up at night, so it was preeeeetty romantic.
One: From way up high, you could see all of the lights in our town twinkling. It was like a mirror of the night sky!
Two: Being that high up really puts things in perspective. It helps me realize how important One is to me.
One: It’s also pretty scary up there, but with Two with me, I feel like I can do anything.
Two: Sometimes, when the wind hits us, the chopper dipped a little and it made my heart flutter. Just like One does.
One: I want Two to be my co-pilot in life!
Two: One can get pretty cheesy, but I love it.
One and Two have got their heads in the clouds after taking helicopter flying lessons!
One: Two and I started taking helicopter flying lessons together.
Two: It was the best purchase ever! Last time, we went up at night, so it was preeeeetty romantic.
One: From way up high, you could see all of the lights in our town twinkling. It was like a mirror of the night sky!
Two: Being that high up really puts things in perspective. It helps me realize how important One is to me.
One: It’s also pretty scary up there, but with Two with me, I feel like I can do anything.
Two: Sometimes, when the wind hits us, the chopper dipped a little and it made my heart flutter. Just like One does.
One: I want Two to be my co-pilot in life!
Two: One can get pretty cheesy, but I love it.
One and Two have got their heads in the clouds after taking helicopter flying lessons!
Hot Air Balloon
One: Two took me up in a hot air balloon.
Two: I always feel like I’m up in the clouds when I’m around One!
One: I’m scared of heights, but Two was nice enough to hold my hand the whole time.
Two: As if I’d need an excuse to hold hands with One!
One: Even though we were hundreds of feet up, I felt totally safe with Two.
Two: We had one scary moment when the ballon got close to a storm...
One: But Two landed us safely!
Two: Whatever winds might blow or storms might come, I’ll always be okay with One by my side!
One and Two went on a hot air balloon ride... emphasis on the word ‘hot’!
One: Two took me up in a hot air balloon.
Two: I always feel like I’m up in the clouds when I’m around One!
One: I’m scared of heights, but Two was nice enough to hold my hand the whole time.
Two: As if I’d need an excuse to hold hands with One!
One: Even though we were hundreds of feet up, I felt totally safe with Two.
Two: We had one scary moment when the ballon got close to a storm...
One: But Two landed us safely!
Two: Whatever winds might blow or storms might come, I’ll always be okay with One by my side!
One and Two went on a hot air balloon ride... emphasis on the word ‘hot’!
Masquerade Ball
One: Two and I decided it’d be fun to dress up and attend a masquerade ball!
Two: One looked awfully cute in renaissance clothes! And the mask fit perfectly!
One: When we arrived, we were announced like we were important nobles from a royal court!
Two: It was all very grand and elegant! One and I took to the dance floor immediately and showed off our waltzing skills!
One: After dancing for nearly the entire evening, Two offered to get me some punch... but got lost! I was worried Two wouldn’t find me...
Two: But I stepped onto a balcony and figured it out. I can pick One out of a crowd of masked party-goers any day!
One: Two and I are just that close!
One and Two went to a masquerade and had an old-fashioned good time!
One: Two and I decided it’d be fun to dress up and attend a masquerade ball!
Two: One looked awfully cute in renaissance clothes! And the mask fit perfectly!
One: When we arrived, we were announced like we were important nobles from a royal court!
Two: It was all very grand and elegant! One and I took to the dance floor immediately and showed off our waltzing skills!
One: After dancing for nearly the entire evening, Two offered to get me some punch... but got lost! I was worried Two wouldn’t find me...
Two: But I stepped onto a balcony and figured it out. I can pick One out of a crowd of masked party-goers any day!
One: Two and I are just that close!
One and Two went to a masquerade and had an old-fashioned good time!
Romantic Cruise
One: I just took Two on a romantic cruise! I planned everything down to the last detail...
Two: It was great! We spent the day lounging in the sun, sipping cold beverages on deck...
One: And then, it was time for dancing! A string quartet was set up by the dance floor...
Two: And they just happened to be playing our song!
One: Actually, I secretly made a special request for them to play it!
Two: As we danced, the sun set over the water! It was perfect!
One: I checked the forecast to make sure there would be clear skies during twilight!
Two: And just as we leaned out over the water, we spotted a pod of dolphins leaping out of the water!
One: Okay, the dolphins I didn’t plan, it was just an awesome coincidence!
Two: Magical things happen when One and I are together!
One and Two watched the sun set over the water on a romantic cruise!
One: I just took Two on a romantic cruise! I planned everything down to the last detail...
Two: It was great! We spent the day lounging in the sun, sipping cold beverages on deck...
One: And then, it was time for dancing! A string quartet was set up by the dance floor...
Two: And they just happened to be playing our song!
One: Actually, I secretly made a special request for them to play it!
Two: As we danced, the sun set over the water! It was perfect!
One: I checked the forecast to make sure there would be clear skies during twilight!
Two: And just as we leaned out over the water, we spotted a pod of dolphins leaping out of the water!
One: Okay, the dolphins I didn’t plan, it was just an awesome coincidence!
Two: Magical things happen when One and I are together!
One and Two watched the sun set over the water on a romantic cruise!
Scuba Diving
One: So I just took Two scuba diving for the first time!
Two: It was so scary at first! You know you’re underwater, so you feel like you can’t breathe. Just like how I can’t breathe when I’m around One.
One: At first, there were no fish around at all! I was so worried that Two was gonna be disappointed. But I have to say, I kinda liked feeling like Two and me were the only people in the whole world.
Two: But then we swam a little bit and found tons of fish! Every shape and color you could imagine!
One: There were clownfish and puffer fish and a whole school of striped butterflyfish! Then a pod of dolphins swam around us and wanted to play!
Two: I really wanted to kiss One, but our breathing masks were on.
One: When we finally got out of the water, it was so chilly we had to cuddle.
Two: Score!
One and Two went scuba diving in a vast ocean of love!
One: So I just took Two scuba diving for the first time!
Two: It was so scary at first! You know you’re underwater, so you feel like you can’t breathe. Just like how I can’t breathe when I’m around One.
One: At first, there were no fish around at all! I was so worried that Two was gonna be disappointed. But I have to say, I kinda liked feeling like Two and me were the only people in the whole world.
Two: But then we swam a little bit and found tons of fish! Every shape and color you could imagine!
One: There were clownfish and puffer fish and a whole school of striped butterflyfish! Then a pod of dolphins swam around us and wanted to play!
Two: I really wanted to kiss One, but our breathing masks were on.
One: When we finally got out of the water, it was so chilly we had to cuddle.
Two: Score!
One and Two went scuba diving in a vast ocean of love!
Secret Surprise Date
One: I invited Two out on a ‘secret surprise date’...
Two: I was a little underwhelmed when One took me to a park we’ve been to a thousand times...
One: Sure, it seemed pretty run-of-the-mill... until the MUSIC started...
Two: Out of nowhere, my favorite song started playing on a loudspeaker! Everyone in the park took position behind One...
One: And we burst into a choreographed dance routine!
Two: It was a flash mob! The routine was perfect! I can’t believe One did that!
One: Honestly? We rehearsed that for weeks... but all the hard work was worth seeing Two smile!
Two: I was the best surprise ever! One definitely knows the way to my heart!
One just organized a massive flash mob just to impress Two! Would you join in?
One: I invited Two out on a ‘secret surprise date’...
Two: I was a little underwhelmed when One took me to a park we’ve been to a thousand times...
One: Sure, it seemed pretty run-of-the-mill... until the MUSIC started...
Two: Out of nowhere, my favorite song started playing on a loudspeaker! Everyone in the park took position behind One...
One: And we burst into a choreographed dance routine!
Two: It was a flash mob! The routine was perfect! I can’t believe One did that!
One: Honestly? We rehearsed that for weeks... but all the hard work was worth seeing Two smile!
Two: I was the best surprise ever! One definitely knows the way to my heart!
One just organized a massive flash mob just to impress Two! Would you join in?
Song
One: Two wrote a song for me!
Two: It was completely original! I rhymed ‘love’ with ‘above!’ Writing the song was easy with One as my muse.
One: Two sings like an angel crossed with Robin Thicke!
Two: I’m completely self-taught! La la la la la la la la... La!
One: I definitely know what song I’m requesting next time we go out for karaoke!
Two: The song’s title? ‘One is Hotter than a Stove.’
One: I could listen to those lyrics all day...
Two: I’ll never stop writing love songs for One.
Two wrote a romantic song for One!
One: Two wrote a song for me!
Two: It was completely original! I rhymed ‘love’ with ‘above!’ Writing the song was easy with One as my muse.
One: Two sings like an angel crossed with Robin Thicke!
Two: I’m completely self-taught! La la la la la la la la... La!
One: I definitely know what song I’m requesting next time we go out for karaoke!
Two: The song’s title? ‘One is Hotter than a Stove.’
One: I could listen to those lyrics all day...
Two: I’ll never stop writing love songs for One.
Two wrote a romantic song for One!
Treasure Map
One: Two took me out on a date, but wouldn’t tell me what we were doing...
Two: I just showed up and handed One a treasure map.
One: It was all ancient-looking and crinkly... I didn’t really get where Two was going with this...
Two: ...Until we got to our first destination. It was a spot on our school campus...
One: The spot where Two and I first met!
Two: And then, the trail on the map lead to a spot in the park...
One: I recognized it instantly... the place where we first kissed!
Two: Then, of course, it was time for dinner...
One: And the map led to the restaurant where we had our first dinner together! It was the perfect end to the night!
Two: One is all the treasure I need! I can’t wait to make more memories!
Two made One a treasure map to all their favorite spots... Looks like Two has a heart of gold!
One: Two took me out on a date, but wouldn’t tell me what we were doing...
Two: I just showed up and handed One a treasure map.
One: It was all ancient-looking and crinkly... I didn’t really get where Two was going with this...
Two: ...Until we got to our first destination. It was a spot on our school campus...
One: The spot where Two and I first met!
Two: And then, the trail on the map lead to a spot in the park...
One: I recognized it instantly... the place where we first kissed!
Two: Then, of course, it was time for dinner...
One: And the map led to the restaurant where we had our first dinner together! It was the perfect end to the night!
Two: One is all the treasure I need! I can’t wait to make more memories!
Two made One a treasure map to all their favorite spots... Looks like Two has a heart of gold!
Whale Watching
One: Two took me whale watching!
Two: I love spending time around majestic creatures. And the whales weren’t bad either! We saw a whole pod of orcas!
One: I would have seen more whales, but I couldn’t take my eyes off Two.
Two: I couldn’t tell if my knees were wobbly from being out at sea or from being around One.
One: Two didn’t let go of my hand the whole trip! Any ship I board with Two is a love boat.
Two: I can’t wait for our next voyage!
One and Two just saw some KILLER whales!
One: Two took me whale watching!
Two: I love spending time around majestic creatures. And the whales weren’t bad either! We saw a whole pod of orcas!
One: I would have seen more whales, but I couldn’t take my eyes off Two.
Two: I couldn’t tell if my knees were wobbly from being out at sea or from being around One.
One: Two didn’t let go of my hand the whole trip! Any ship I board with Two is a love boat.
Two: I can’t wait for our next voyage!
One and Two just saw some KILLER whales!
failed dates
Ballet
One: Two took me to watch the ballet.
Two: I’d never gone to one myself... And I probably never will again! It was so boring that I fell asleep five minutes in!
One: Too bad Two snores like a rhino! We got kicked out!
One and Two tried to see the ballet but got kicked out!
One: Two took me to watch the ballet.
Two: I’d never gone to one myself... And I probably never will again! It was so boring that I fell asleep five minutes in!
One: Too bad Two snores like a rhino! We got kicked out!
One and Two tried to see the ballet but got kicked out!
Bowling
One: I was pretty excited when Two offered to take me bowling...
Two: It was awesome! I bowled a 232! I’m a superstar! I’m the greatest!
One: Two wouldn’t stop bragging about that score all night. Kind of a mood killer.
Two: 232! 232! Who’s number one? I’m number one! I’M NUMBER ONEEEEEEE!
One went bowling with Two, but Two ruined the date with constant bragging!
One: I was pretty excited when Two offered to take me bowling...
Two: It was awesome! I bowled a 232! I’m a superstar! I’m the greatest!
One: Two wouldn’t stop bragging about that score all night. Kind of a mood killer.
Two: 232! 232! Who’s number one? I’m number one! I’M NUMBER ONEEEEEEE!
One went bowling with Two, but Two ruined the date with constant bragging!
Carnival
One: Two and I went to the carnival that had just come into town! There were so many attractions to choose from! But we decided to go into the maze of mirrors first!
Two: It looked like a hard maze, but One and I promised not to let go of one another...
One: Aaand we separated in the first hall when Two turned a corner too fast.
Two: When I looked back, I didn’t see anyone behind me! I had NO idea where One was...
One and Two went to the carnival and got way too lost in each other’s reflections!
One: Two and I went to the carnival that had just come into town! There were so many attractions to choose from! But we decided to go into the maze of mirrors first!
Two: It looked like a hard maze, but One and I promised not to let go of one another...
One: Aaand we separated in the first hall when Two turned a corner too fast.
Two: When I looked back, I didn’t see anyone behind me! I had NO idea where One was...
One and Two went to the carnival and got way too lost in each other’s reflections!
Homes for Humans
One: I thought Two and I could fulfill some of the service hours we need for graduation by helping build a house with Homes for Humans.
Two: Yeah, One’s idea sounded boring... until I heard that they provide you with FREE PIZZA! The best two words in the universe... combined!
One: While the rest of us were pouring the foundation in the hot sun, Two just sat in the shade, sipping lemonade! And then we took a break for lunch, only to find that Two had eaten all the pizza!
Two: BURP!
One and Two volunteered to help out at a build site, but Two helped by scarfing down everyone’s lunch!
One: I thought Two and I could fulfill some of the service hours we need for graduation by helping build a house with Homes for Humans.
Two: Yeah, One’s idea sounded boring... until I heard that they provide you with FREE PIZZA! The best two words in the universe... combined!
One: While the rest of us were pouring the foundation in the hot sun, Two just sat in the shade, sipping lemonade! And then we took a break for lunch, only to find that Two had eaten all the pizza!
Two: BURP!
One and Two volunteered to help out at a build site, but Two helped by scarfing down everyone’s lunch!
Ice Skating
One: I went ice skating with Two...
Two: Let me list some things that aren’t fun! One: Freezing your butt off! 2: Rolling your ankle every two seconds! And three: Landing on ice with your face!
One: Two did not have ANY fun at all...
Two: Ice skating is THE WORST.
One went ice skating with Two... but SOMEONE landed on the ice with their face!
One: I went ice skating with Two...
Two: Let me list some things that aren’t fun! One: Freezing your butt off! 2: Rolling your ankle every two seconds! And three: Landing on ice with your face!
One: Two did not have ANY fun at all...
Two: Ice skating is THE WORST.
One went ice skating with Two... but SOMEONE landed on the ice with their face!
Kayaking
One: Two set up a kayaking date...
Two: It was kind of boring out there on the water, so I decided to spice things up a bit.
One: Two thought it would be funny to tip our kayak over! Not only did my hair get wet... ...but I also lost the necklace my mother gave me!
One and Two went kayaking... but things went south when Two tipped the kayak over!
One: Two set up a kayaking date...
Two: It was kind of boring out there on the water, so I decided to spice things up a bit.
One: Two thought it would be funny to tip our kayak over! Not only did my hair get wet... ...but I also lost the necklace my mother gave me!
One and Two went kayaking... but things went south when Two tipped the kayak over!
Park
One: Two and I drove into a park at night to gaze at the stars. I even brought my special camera to take pictures!
Two: Unfortunately, as soon as we set everything up, it started to rain!
One: I knew it was going to be a little cloudy, but I didn’t know it was going to be a downpour like this! My poor camera!
Two: It really put the ‘damp’ in ‘damper’ or the night!
One and Two went out to gaze at stars... and got an eyeful of rain instead!
One: Two and I drove into a park at night to gaze at the stars. I even brought my special camera to take pictures!
Two: Unfortunately, as soon as we set everything up, it started to rain!
One: I knew it was going to be a little cloudy, but I didn’t know it was going to be a downpour like this! My poor camera!
Two: It really put the ‘damp’ in ‘damper’ or the night!
One and Two went out to gaze at stars... and got an eyeful of rain instead!
Pick-Up Basketball
One: I invited Two to play pick-up basketball with me at the gym.
Two: I’ve played a bit before, but I guess I was a little rusty...
One: Two couldn’t set a pick or crash the boards if literal lives depended on it... and they practically did! I mean, get it together!
Two: One got really competitive and was screaming at me in front of everyone. Not fun. I don’t think I’ll be enduring any more of One’s intensity.
One and Two’s date to play basketball bricked when One got too competitive!
One: I invited Two to play pick-up basketball with me at the gym.
Two: I’ve played a bit before, but I guess I was a little rusty...
One: Two couldn’t set a pick or crash the boards if literal lives depended on it... and they practically did! I mean, get it together!
Two: One got really competitive and was screaming at me in front of everyone. Not fun. I don’t think I’ll be enduring any more of One’s intensity.
One and Two’s date to play basketball bricked when One got too competitive!
Picnic
One: Two offered to take me on a picnic in the park.
Two: It would have been great... except for the fire ants.
One: I tried to fight for our basket, but there were just so many of them... so many hungry, biting mouths...
Two: I don’t know if One is going to be okay...
One took Two out for a picnic... but ants ate all their food! Surprised?
One: Two offered to take me on a picnic in the park.
Two: It would have been great... except for the fire ants.
One: I tried to fight for our basket, but there were just so many of them... so many hungry, biting mouths...
Two: I don’t know if One is going to be okay...
One took Two out for a picnic... but ants ate all their food! Surprised?
Pop Concert
One: Two scored us some tickets to a pop concert! I love boy bands!
Two: I don’t like boy bands as much as One, but I knew that it’d be a pretty fun date! Until the groupie sitting next to us struck up a conversation with One, and they started talking a lot. I was NOT part of their conversation.
One: It was so cool to meet such an intense fan of Heart 2 Heart! I’ve never met anyone who knew MORE than I did about the band members’ intimate secrets! Tee hee!
Two: If One wants to talk to someone else, that’s fine! I don’t care!
One and Two’s date to a boy band concert was more ‘stop’ than ‘pop’!
One: Two scored us some tickets to a pop concert! I love boy bands!
Two: I don’t like boy bands as much as One, but I knew that it’d be a pretty fun date! Until the groupie sitting next to us struck up a conversation with One, and they started talking a lot. I was NOT part of their conversation.
One: It was so cool to meet such an intense fan of Heart 2 Heart! I’ve never met anyone who knew MORE than I did about the band members’ intimate secrets! Tee hee!
Two: If One wants to talk to someone else, that’s fine! I don’t care!
One and Two’s date to a boy band concert was more ‘stop’ than ‘pop’!
Zoo
One: Two and I went to the zoo... it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Two: Except all the animals were awful! The pandas wouldn’t come out, the parrots wouldn’t stop squawking...
One: The monkeys... well... I won’t say what they threw at us...
Two: It was poop. They threw poop.
One went to the zoo with Two... and they got pegged with monkey poop!
One: Two and I went to the zoo... it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Two: Except all the animals were awful! The pandas wouldn’t come out, the parrots wouldn’t stop squawking...
One: The monkeys... well... I won’t say what they threw at us...
Two: It was poop. They threw poop.
One went to the zoo with Two... and they got pegged with monkey poop!