flirting
When a couple is Flirting, their dates take 1 hour.
When they reach the next level, Crushing, you are rewarded with --
Next Level: Crushing
When they reach the next level, Crushing, you are rewarded with --
Next Level: Crushing
This is an incomplete list of dates your classmates go on while they are Flirting. Successful dates are first, followed by a list of failed dates.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
successful dates
‘50s Diner
One: I took Two to my favorite ‘50s diner. Neon lights, checkered floors... only the coolest cats cruise around that scene.
Two: I loved the whole retro vibe! They had a mini-jukebox in every booth, and it turns out One and me loved all the same oldies!
One: Two grabbed my hand, and we started jitterbugging right there in the middle of the diner! And all the other patrons joined us! Even the wait staff!
Two: We got down! One sure is the bee’s knees!
Two and One hit the jukebox at a ‘50s diner and danced the night away!
One: I took Two to my favorite ‘50s diner. Neon lights, checkered floors... only the coolest cats cruise around that scene.
Two: I loved the whole retro vibe! They had a mini-jukebox in every booth, and it turns out One and me loved all the same oldies!
One: Two grabbed my hand, and we started jitterbugging right there in the middle of the diner! And all the other patrons joined us! Even the wait staff!
Two: We got down! One sure is the bee’s knees!
Two and One hit the jukebox at a ‘50s diner and danced the night away!
'50s Diner
One: We went to a 1950’s diner! It was decked out! Red vinyl booths, records on the wall, and a real live jukebox!
Two: Our waitress was dressed like Marilyn Monroe! And she was wearing skates!
One: When she asked for our order, Two and I both said that we wanted a ‘chocolate milkshake’ at the same time!
Two: In that moment, I knew that One was the cat’s meow.
One and Two went retro at a ‘50s diner!
One: We went to a 1950’s diner! It was decked out! Red vinyl booths, records on the wall, and a real live jukebox!
Two: Our waitress was dressed like Marilyn Monroe! And she was wearing skates!
One: When she asked for our order, Two and I both said that we wanted a ‘chocolate milkshake’ at the same time!
Two: In that moment, I knew that One was the cat’s meow.
One and Two went retro at a ‘50s diner!
Arcade
One: Two and I went to the arcade! I used to go there when I was younger, and I remembered loving skee ball!
Two: I love skee ball too! One and I just kept putting all our tokens into the skee ball machines...
One: We totally cleaned the ticket machine out! It was amazing! I’d never seen such a big pile of tickets before! You could have swam in it!
Two: And of course, at the end of the night, we cashed our tickets in for the best prize ever... two free movie passes! Looks like there’s a second date in our future!
One and Two went to the arcade and really got the ball rolling!
One: Two and I went to the arcade! I used to go there when I was younger, and I remembered loving skee ball!
Two: I love skee ball too! One and I just kept putting all our tokens into the skee ball machines...
One: We totally cleaned the ticket machine out! It was amazing! I’d never seen such a big pile of tickets before! You could have swam in it!
Two: And of course, at the end of the night, we cashed our tickets in for the best prize ever... two free movie passes! Looks like there’s a second date in our future!
One and Two went to the arcade and really got the ball rolling!
Arcade
One: Two took me to the arcade. Arcades aren’t my thing. They’re really loud, and the games aren’t THAT entertaining.
Two: It was awesome! We played Dance Dance Romance 7! And One has some hot moves!
One: Okay, I liked the dancing game. And sneaking peeks at Two. I guess it wasn’t so bad after all!
Two: I noticed One kept watching me dance!
One and Two checked each other out playing a dancing videogame in the arcade!
One: Two took me to the arcade. Arcades aren’t my thing. They’re really loud, and the games aren’t THAT entertaining.
Two: It was awesome! We played Dance Dance Romance 7! And One has some hot moves!
One: Okay, I liked the dancing game. And sneaking peeks at Two. I guess it wasn’t so bad after all!
Two: I noticed One kept watching me dance!
One and Two checked each other out playing a dancing videogame in the arcade!
Barbecue
One: It was such a nice day out, Two and I decided to have a barbecue!
Two: It was a great opportunity to show off my cooking skills! I grilled some burgers, and some... well, just burgers. But they were good!
One: Two is lucky I like burgers...
Two: Oh, who am I kidding? Any date is great when I’m with One!
Things are heating up between One and Two with a good old-fashioned barbecue!
One: It was such a nice day out, Two and I decided to have a barbecue!
Two: It was a great opportunity to show off my cooking skills! I grilled some burgers, and some... well, just burgers. But they were good!
One: Two is lucky I like burgers...
Two: Oh, who am I kidding? Any date is great when I’m with One!
Things are heating up between One and Two with a good old-fashioned barbecue!
Basketball
One: Two is kind of a sports nut, so we went to a basketball game!
Two: The game! Was! AMAZING! So many dunks! And at the last second, a half court buzzer beater to win it all!
One: It was okay. I really liked the food! Oh, and seeing Two’s passion for the game was kinda hot.
Two: Would I date One again? Do I like dunks? Heck yeah!
One and Two went to a basketball game together! Their date was a SLAM DUNK!
One: Two is kind of a sports nut, so we went to a basketball game!
Two: The game! Was! AMAZING! So many dunks! And at the last second, a half court buzzer beater to win it all!
One: It was okay. I really liked the food! Oh, and seeing Two’s passion for the game was kinda hot.
Two: Would I date One again? Do I like dunks? Heck yeah!
One and Two went to a basketball game together! Their date was a SLAM DUNK!
Beach
One: Two took me to the beach.
Two: I have to admit... One looked pretty good in a swimsuit.
One: And I think Two was impressed with my sandcastle-building skills!
Two: One’s castle had a moat and everything! It’s a good sign, because I’m a sucker for people who pay attention to details!
One and Two took a romantic trip to the beach... and looked pretty good in their swimsuits!
One: Two took me to the beach.
Two: I have to admit... One looked pretty good in a swimsuit.
One: And I think Two was impressed with my sandcastle-building skills!
Two: One’s castle had a moat and everything! It’s a good sign, because I’m a sucker for people who pay attention to details!
One and Two took a romantic trip to the beach... and looked pretty good in their swimsuits!
Bike Ride
One: I asked Two to go on a bike ride through the park with me!
Two: I was nervous at first, because I’m not the greatest biker...
One: ...then I surprised Two with a bicycle built for two!
Two: I didn’t even know they still made those! We had an amazing time!
One and Two went riding on a bicycle built for two!
One: I asked Two to go on a bike ride through the park with me!
Two: I was nervous at first, because I’m not the greatest biker...
One: ...then I surprised Two with a bicycle built for two!
Two: I didn’t even know they still made those! We had an amazing time!
One and Two went riding on a bicycle built for two!
Bike Ride
One: I wanted to take Two on a bike ride to somewhere spectacular, so we biked up the steepest hill in town! It was a REALLY tough ride up. What a workout!
Two: We were drained by the time we reached the peak, but boy, was it worth it. The view from up there was breathtaking!
One: We were so high up, it was like Two and I were ruling over the whole world from atop Mount Olympus!
Two: One may be prone to exaggeration at times.
One and Two took a bike ride and saw the most spectacular view!
One: I wanted to take Two on a bike ride to somewhere spectacular, so we biked up the steepest hill in town! It was a REALLY tough ride up. What a workout!
Two: We were drained by the time we reached the peak, but boy, was it worth it. The view from up there was breathtaking!
One: We were so high up, it was like Two and I were ruling over the whole world from atop Mount Olympus!
Two: One may be prone to exaggeration at times.
One and Two took a bike ride and saw the most spectacular view!
Bowling
One: I took Two out bowling.
Two: We had a great time! I bowled a 200!
One: I taught Two a few of my secrets... no big deal...
Two: One looked really good... even in those goofy bowling shoes.
One and Two had a great time on a bowling date!
One: I took Two out bowling.
Two: We had a great time! I bowled a 200!
One: I taught Two a few of my secrets... no big deal...
Two: One looked really good... even in those goofy bowling shoes.
One and Two had a great time on a bowling date!
Chocolate Shop
One: Two took me to a chocolate shop. I love chocolate! Milk, dark, white, bittersweet...
Two: There was chocolate everywhere and even a chocolate fountain in the middle! One and I fed each other truffles...
One: Raspberry-filled, caramel-filled, marshmallow-filled...
Two: You name it, we tried it. I’ve never felt such a sweet sugar rush in my life!
One: Nutty, coconutty, nut-free...
Two: I think that place broke One.
One and Two had a delicious time at the chocolate shop!
One: Two took me to a chocolate shop. I love chocolate! Milk, dark, white, bittersweet...
Two: There was chocolate everywhere and even a chocolate fountain in the middle! One and I fed each other truffles...
One: Raspberry-filled, caramel-filled, marshmallow-filled...
Two: You name it, we tried it. I’ve never felt such a sweet sugar rush in my life!
One: Nutty, coconutty, nut-free...
Two: I think that place broke One.
One and Two had a delicious time at the chocolate shop!
Circus
One: Two took me to the circus! It was insanity!
Two: I think the date went really well, but I’ll admit I was super nervous when the clowns took One into the ring as a volunteer.
One: The acrobats took me up in the trapeze swing and flung me around! I’ve never felt so alive!
Two: I almost had a heart attack when they started juggling chainsaws. I’m glad One had fun.
One: Two is the best for taking me! WOOOOOOO!
One and Two won’t be forgetting their date to the circus, where One volunteered for a trapeze act!
One: Two took me to the circus! It was insanity!
Two: I think the date went really well, but I’ll admit I was super nervous when the clowns took One into the ring as a volunteer.
One: The acrobats took me up in the trapeze swing and flung me around! I’ve never felt so alive!
Two: I almost had a heart attack when they started juggling chainsaws. I’m glad One had fun.
One: Two is the best for taking me! WOOOOOOO!
One and Two won’t be forgetting their date to the circus, where One volunteered for a trapeze act!
Club
One: I was skeptical about going to Two’s favorite club. I wasn’t the biggest EDM fan...
Two: But One was won over when the DJ played the first dubstep track!
One: I really like that one song that went like ‘Oontz oontz oontz wubwubwub WAAAWMP wubwubwub WAAAAWMP!’
Two: Once the beat dropped, we were hooked on the music... and on each other!
One: I was skeptical about going to Two’s favorite club. I wasn’t the biggest EDM fan...
Two: But One was won over when the DJ played the first dubstep track!
One: I really like that one song that went like ‘Oontz oontz oontz wubwubwub WAAAWMP wubwubwub WAAAAWMP!’
Two: Once the beat dropped, we were hooked on the music... and on each other!
Coffee
One: Two and I grabbed coffee together!
Two: I was impressed when One ordered a grande macchiato luigi frappatatta... or something like that...
One: I don’t know coffee names. I just know I love Two’s laugh!
Two: One is SO funny! I laughed, like, the whole night!
One and Two went out for coffee and laughed together!
One: Two and I grabbed coffee together!
Two: I was impressed when One ordered a grande macchiato luigi frappatatta... or something like that...
One: I don’t know coffee names. I just know I love Two’s laugh!
Two: One is SO funny! I laughed, like, the whole night!
One and Two went out for coffee and laughed together!
Fishing
One: I took Two fishing on a lake...
Two: I reeled in way more stuff than One! I got an old boot, a six-pack of soda, and a tire!
One: I don’t think the point of fishing came across, but Two seemed to have a blast.
Two: Fishing is amazing! It’s just like the claw prize game at the arcade!
One: I took Two fishing on a lake...
Two: I reeled in way more stuff than One! I got an old boot, a six-pack of soda, and a tire!
One: I don’t think the point of fishing came across, but Two seemed to have a blast.
Two: Fishing is amazing! It’s just like the claw prize game at the arcade!
Fondue
One: Two took me to this new fondue place. I was sooo excited! I really like fondue! And it was nice to go with someone who liked to dip finger foods into melted cheese just as much as I did.
Two: Bread. Meat. Cheese. Who DOESN’T like that?! Not only did it taste great, but I found out we had more than just a love of cheese in common!
One: Two took me to this new fondue place. I was sooo excited! I really like fondue! And it was nice to go with someone who liked to dip finger foods into melted cheese just as much as I did.
Two: Bread. Meat. Cheese. Who DOESN’T like that?! Not only did it taste great, but I found out we had more than just a love of cheese in common!
Frozen Yogurt
One: Two took me to a new frozen yogurt place in town! I was going to order vanilla, but...
Two: I ordered Two a double chocolate-banana swirl, with mochi and cocoa cereal on top!
One: As it turns out, it was delicious! It was really sweet... in more ways than one!
Two: All I need is a heaping bowl of frogurt, One, and two spoons. It was a perfect day!
One: Two took me to a new frozen yogurt place in town! I was going to order vanilla, but...
Two: I ordered Two a double chocolate-banana swirl, with mochi and cocoa cereal on top!
One: As it turns out, it was delicious! It was really sweet... in more ways than one!
Two: All I need is a heaping bowl of frogurt, One, and two spoons. It was a perfect day!
Go Karts
One: One word. GO. KARTS.
Two: I knew One was kind of a speed freak, so I though, why not?
One: One more word. SUPER. AWESOME.
Two: Yeah, fun was had. To put it in one word how One would? GREAT. DATE.
One: One word. GO. KARTS.
Two: I knew One was kind of a speed freak, so I though, why not?
One: One more word. SUPER. AWESOME.
Two: Yeah, fun was had. To put it in one word how One would? GREAT. DATE.
Golf
One: Two took me golfing... So I wore dome dorky clothes, and we went to the driving range. For the first ten minutes, I sucked. Why would they make a ball that small?
Two: One was having some trouble... until I gave up my tips on the perfect golf swing...
One: Turns out, whacking a tiny white ball with a stick is pretty fun! I’d totally do it again!
One learned some valuable lessons from Two on the driving range!
One: Two took me golfing... So I wore dome dorky clothes, and we went to the driving range. For the first ten minutes, I sucked. Why would they make a ball that small?
Two: One was having some trouble... until I gave up my tips on the perfect golf swing...
One: Turns out, whacking a tiny white ball with a stick is pretty fun! I’d totally do it again!
One learned some valuable lessons from Two on the driving range!
High School Story
One: Two stayed up all night playing this really awesome game called High School Story!
Two: I named two characters after One and me, and sent them on a date together!
One: We had an amazing time together... in the game, and in real life! It’s so meta!
Two: It works on so many levels! Mind. BLOWN.
One and Two went on a date within a date! Confused? Play High School Story!
One: Two stayed up all night playing this really awesome game called High School Story!
Two: I named two characters after One and me, and sent them on a date together!
One: We had an amazing time together... in the game, and in real life! It’s so meta!
Two: It works on so many levels! Mind. BLOWN.
One and Two went on a date within a date! Confused? Play High School Story!
Ice Cream
One: Two and I went to an ice cream parlor.
Two: We took on the thirty-scoop challenge. Thirty scoops in thirty minutes, and we’d get a free t-shirt. It was time to go big or go home!
One: But in the middle, I got a brain freeze! Two picked up my spoon...
Two: And I won that t-shirt in One’s name! Yeah!
One and Two took on the Thirty Scoop Challenge and won!
One: Two and I went to an ice cream parlor.
Two: We took on the thirty-scoop challenge. Thirty scoops in thirty minutes, and we’d get a free t-shirt. It was time to go big or go home!
One: But in the middle, I got a brain freeze! Two picked up my spoon...
Two: And I won that t-shirt in One’s name! Yeah!
One and Two took on the Thirty Scoop Challenge and won!
Jogging
One: Two thought it would be fun if we met up for a jog together.
Two: Jogging is the BEST! It’s a chance to talk AND get in some cardio!
One: O. M. G. Two has the most ADORABLE legs ever!
Two: There was a lot of talking, but most of it was One talking about my legs. Not that I minded...
One and Two went for a jog together! One is obsessed with Two’s legs!
One: Two thought it would be fun if we met up for a jog together.
Two: Jogging is the BEST! It’s a chance to talk AND get in some cardio!
One: O. M. G. Two has the most ADORABLE legs ever!
Two: There was a lot of talking, but most of it was One talking about my legs. Not that I minded...
One and Two went for a jog together! One is obsessed with Two’s legs!
Laser Tag
One: Two and I hit up this laser tag place!
Two: I THOUGHT I was the greatest laser tag player ever! After all, they call me Taggle Rock!
One: As soon as I heard Two’s nickname, I knew it was on! After all, they call ME The Laserker.
Two: I lost! I couldn’t believe it! I finally found a worthy opponent!
One and Two had a brutal lasertag competition! Taggle Rock vs. The Laserker!
One: Two and I hit up this laser tag place!
Two: I THOUGHT I was the greatest laser tag player ever! After all, they call me Taggle Rock!
One: As soon as I heard Two’s nickname, I knew it was on! After all, they call ME The Laserker.
Two: I lost! I couldn’t believe it! I finally found a worthy opponent!
One and Two had a brutal lasertag competition! Taggle Rock vs. The Laserker!
Laser Tag
One: Two and I are pretty good at playing co-op video games together, so we took our skills to the laser tag arena.
Two: The rest of our team didn’t really know what they were doing, and soon it was just me and One left on our side!
One: The other team was closing in on us, so we holed up in this one corner...
Two: One and I worked together perfectly to take out the whole other squad!
One: It was like we could read each other’s minds! I wonder if Two knows what I’m thinking right now...
Two: Probably something about how incredibly attractive I am.
One and Two had each other's back at a game of lasertag. They made a great team!
One: Two and I are pretty good at playing co-op video games together, so we took our skills to the laser tag arena.
Two: The rest of our team didn’t really know what they were doing, and soon it was just me and One left on our side!
One: The other team was closing in on us, so we holed up in this one corner...
Two: One and I worked together perfectly to take out the whole other squad!
One: It was like we could read each other’s minds! I wonder if Two knows what I’m thinking right now...
Two: Probably something about how incredibly attractive I am.
One and Two had each other's back at a game of lasertag. They made a great team!
Martial Arts Class
One: Two and I took a martial arts class together. I’m pretty much an expert now.
Two: It was great exercise, and we looked like ninjas!
One: The instructor said I had an awesome flying crane triple-kick!
Two: I wouldn’t get on One’s bad side if I were you!
One and Two’s date to a martial arts dojo packed a punch!
One: Two and I took a martial arts class together. I’m pretty much an expert now.
Two: It was great exercise, and we looked like ninjas!
One: The instructor said I had an awesome flying crane triple-kick!
Two: I wouldn’t get on One’s bad side if I were you!
One and Two’s date to a martial arts dojo packed a punch!
Minigolfing
One: Two hadn’t been minigolfing in forever, so we checked out my favorite course.
Two: We ended up having such a good time talking that we completely forgot to keep score!
One: All of a sudden, we were on Hole 18, and it was time to leave already...
Two: But then One sank a hole-in-one! We won a free bonus round and got to do it all over again!
One and Two won a bonus round of minigolf and got to relive their amazing date all over again!
One: Two hadn’t been minigolfing in forever, so we checked out my favorite course.
Two: We ended up having such a good time talking that we completely forgot to keep score!
One: All of a sudden, we were on Hole 18, and it was time to leave already...
Two: But then One sank a hole-in-one! We won a free bonus round and got to do it all over again!
One and Two won a bonus round of minigolf and got to relive their amazing date all over again!
Minigolfing
One: Two and I went minigolfing.
Two: One lost big-time... I guess I’m not to be underestimated! Still, we had a lot of fun!
One: I actually let Two win on purpose.
Two: I’m SO good at minigolf!
One and Two went on a minigolf date and it was adorable!
One: Two and I went minigolfing.
Two: One lost big-time... I guess I’m not to be underestimated! Still, we had a lot of fun!
One: I actually let Two win on purpose.
Two: I’m SO good at minigolf!
One and Two went on a minigolf date and it was adorable!
Monster Truck Show
One: I was apprehensive when Two wanted to take me to a monster truck show...
Two: You should have seen the way One’s eyes lit up when The Siege Engine smashed an entire row of cars!
One: There is NOTHING The Siege Engine cannot destroy! BRING IT ON, I DARE YOU!!!
Two: I’m really happy that I’ll be going on another date with One... a little afraid too, but mostly happy.
The only ones crushing more than One and Two were the monster trucks at the rally they went to!
One: I was apprehensive when Two wanted to take me to a monster truck show...
Two: You should have seen the way One’s eyes lit up when The Siege Engine smashed an entire row of cars!
One: There is NOTHING The Siege Engine cannot destroy! BRING IT ON, I DARE YOU!!!
Two: I’m really happy that I’ll be going on another date with One... a little afraid too, but mostly happy.
The only ones crushing more than One and Two were the monster trucks at the rally they went to!
Movie
One: Two just took me to a movie. I’ve been excited to see it for months now!
Two: The bad news? We both thought the movie was... well, HORRIBLE.
One: The good news? Two was cracking jokes the whole time! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Two: I guess there’s no such thing as a bad time when One and I are together!
One and Two had a great time making fun of the WORST movie ever!
One: Two just took me to a movie. I’ve been excited to see it for months now!
Two: The bad news? We both thought the movie was... well, HORRIBLE.
One: The good news? Two was cracking jokes the whole time! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Two: I guess there’s no such thing as a bad time when One and I are together!
One and Two had a great time making fun of the WORST movie ever!
Ogres ‘N’ Elves
One: Two and I just played the most epic game of Ogres ‘N’ Elves EVER!
Two: Honestly... the most fun I’ve had in forever!
One: By the end of the night, Two was already a level 13 High Elf Paladin!
Two: As long as our fellowship of two holds fast, no evil horde shall conquer this realm!
One: Two and I just played the most epic game of Ogres ‘N’ Elves EVER!
Two: Honestly... the most fun I’ve had in forever!
One: By the end of the night, Two was already a level 13 High Elf Paladin!
Two: As long as our fellowship of two holds fast, no evil horde shall conquer this realm!
Picnic
One: I was really hoping for some Italian cuisine, but Two insisted on a picnic in the park.
Two: But the joke was on One. When I opened up the picnic basket...
One: It was packed with fettuccine alfredo from my favorite restaurant! Best surprise ever!
Two: The way to One’s heart? Through One’s stomach.
One and Two had a picnic together! Nothing like pasta in the park!
One: I was really hoping for some Italian cuisine, but Two insisted on a picnic in the park.
Two: But the joke was on One. When I opened up the picnic basket...
One: It was packed with fettuccine alfredo from my favorite restaurant! Best surprise ever!
Two: The way to One’s heart? Through One’s stomach.
One and Two had a picnic together! Nothing like pasta in the park!
Ping Pong
One: Two called me up and asked if I wanted to play ping pong! Of course I did!
Two: I’ve got all kinds of moves! Behind-the back! Spin serve! And a move I call The Demoralizer! But I didn’t know what was in store for me...
One: SOMEBODY might have played ping pong their entire life! And SOMEBODY might be able to hit the ball with their eyes closed!
Two: One is a ping pong wizard! We will DEFINITELY play again!
One: Two called me up and asked if I wanted to play ping pong! Of course I did!
Two: I’ve got all kinds of moves! Behind-the back! Spin serve! And a move I call The Demoralizer! But I didn’t know what was in store for me...
One: SOMEBODY might have played ping pong their entire life! And SOMEBODY might be able to hit the ball with their eyes closed!
Two: One is a ping pong wizard! We will DEFINITELY play again!
Pizza
One: Two took me out to dinner at this wood-fired pizza place...
Two: I was a little worried at first because they sat us right next to the oven... But it was so romantic sitting by the fire. I couldn’t help but cozy up close to One!
One: Two got so close that we even held hands! And let me tell you... the pizza wasn’t the only thing that smelled pretty sweet!
One: Two took me out to dinner at this wood-fired pizza place...
Two: I was a little worried at first because they sat us right next to the oven... But it was so romantic sitting by the fire. I couldn’t help but cozy up close to One!
One: Two got so close that we even held hands! And let me tell you... the pizza wasn’t the only thing that smelled pretty sweet!
Poker
One: I invited Two over for a night of poker... I thought I could teach Two a thing or two... I was dead wrong.
Two: I showed up with my sunglasses and my lucky baseball cap... and took every imaginary cent One had!
One: It was the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen! Two is amazing! I’m not even mad!
One and Two played poker together! Looks like romance is IN THE CARDS for these two!
One: I invited Two over for a night of poker... I thought I could teach Two a thing or two... I was dead wrong.
Two: I showed up with my sunglasses and my lucky baseball cap... and took every imaginary cent One had!
One: It was the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen! Two is amazing! I’m not even mad!
One and Two played poker together! Looks like romance is IN THE CARDS for these two!
Poker
One: Two had never played poker before...
Two: So One organized a game for us and our friends.
One: Two won like EVERY hand! It was ridiculous! Who is that lucky?
Two: I even got a flush! ALL flowers!
One: Sigh. Still, not a total loss. Two had fun... and bought me ice cream after with the winnings.
One taught Two how to play poker. They’re quite a pair!
One: Two had never played poker before...
Two: So One organized a game for us and our friends.
One: Two won like EVERY hand! It was ridiculous! Who is that lucky?
Two: I even got a flush! ALL flowers!
One: Sigh. Still, not a total loss. Two had fun... and bought me ice cream after with the winnings.
One taught Two how to play poker. They’re quite a pair!
Shakespeare Festival
One: Two and I went to the outdoor Shakespeare festival at the amphitheater. The actors were so talented!
Two: 'Othello’ taught me that I shouldn’t get jealous when One wants to hang out with friends.
One: I was a little disappointed ‘The Taming of the Shrew’ didn’t star a small rodent, but it was hilarious anyway!
Two: Life would’ve turned out a lot better for Romeo and Juliet if they’d had cell phones.
Unlike most of the relationships they saw at the Shakespeare festival, One and Two’s romantic night did not end in tragedy!
One: Two and I went to the outdoor Shakespeare festival at the amphitheater. The actors were so talented!
Two: 'Othello’ taught me that I shouldn’t get jealous when One wants to hang out with friends.
One: I was a little disappointed ‘The Taming of the Shrew’ didn’t star a small rodent, but it was hilarious anyway!
Two: Life would’ve turned out a lot better for Romeo and Juliet if they’d had cell phones.
Unlike most of the relationships they saw at the Shakespeare festival, One and Two’s romantic night did not end in tragedy!
Swan Lake
One: Two and I went to see the ballet ‘Swan Lake.’ Everything was so elegant and beautiful! I couldn’t stop smiling!
Two: To be honest, it wasn’t really my thing... But One has such a great smile, I’d totally sit through it again.
One: Two and I went to see the ballet ‘Swan Lake.’ Everything was so elegant and beautiful! I couldn’t stop smiling!
Two: To be honest, it wasn’t really my thing... But One has such a great smile, I’d totally sit through it again.
Swimming
One: Two thought it would be fun to go swimming in the local community pool...
Two: Three reason! One: Swimming is relaxing. Two: I got to show off my body. And three: Duh. I got to see how One looks!
One: Two seemed distracted by something! We had fun, don’t get me wrong! I just wonder what was so distracting...
Two: Well, I didn’t know One looked like that! SO HOT! I wonder if I can swing another pool date...
One: Two thought it would be fun to go swimming in the local community pool...
Two: Three reason! One: Swimming is relaxing. Two: I got to show off my body. And three: Duh. I got to see how One looks!
One: Two seemed distracted by something! We had fun, don’t get me wrong! I just wonder what was so distracting...
Two: Well, I didn’t know One looked like that! SO HOT! I wonder if I can swing another pool date...
Tennis
One: We made a tennis date. I had some experience, so I thought I’d teach Two a thing or two.
Two: What One taught me was that you should never stand in the path of someone serving.
One: I didn’t mean to bonk Two in the head! I was so embarrassed!
Two: But One took such great care of me all afternoon. It was definitely love at first serve!
One and Two found ‘love’ on the tennis court!
One: We made a tennis date. I had some experience, so I thought I’d teach Two a thing or two.
Two: What One taught me was that you should never stand in the path of someone serving.
One: I didn’t mean to bonk Two in the head! I was so embarrassed!
Two: But One took such great care of me all afternoon. It was definitely love at first serve!
One and Two found ‘love’ on the tennis court!
TV
One: Two and I just curled up on the couch for a marathon of this new TV show!
Two: I had never seen it before... but now it’s one of my favorite shows! One loved it too!
One: I’m glad we have such similar tastes!
Two: Who says you need to go out to have a good time?
One and Two stayed up and watched a marathon of their favorite show! Who knew they had similar tastes?
One: Two and I just curled up on the couch for a marathon of this new TV show!
Two: I had never seen it before... but now it’s one of my favorite shows! One loved it too!
One: I’m glad we have such similar tastes!
Two: Who says you need to go out to have a good time?
One and Two stayed up and watched a marathon of their favorite show! Who knew they had similar tastes?
Ultimate Frisbee
One: I just took Two out to the park to play some Ultimate Frisbee!
Two: Not exactly my first choice for a date activity...
One: But by the end of it, Two and I were having a blast!
Two: We’re joining a league together! Leave it to One to introduce me to my new favourite sport!
One: I just took Two out to the park to play some Ultimate Frisbee!
Two: Not exactly my first choice for a date activity...
One: But by the end of it, Two and I were having a blast!
Two: We’re joining a league together! Leave it to One to introduce me to my new favourite sport!
Videogames
One: Two and I stayed up playing videogames all night!
Two: Hey, if you challenge me at my favorite game, I’m not backing down!
One: We definitely broke some records together.
Two: Most. Epic. Game. Ever. One can challenge me again anytime!
One and Two stayed up and played video games for hours! Who do you think came out on top?
One: Two and I stayed up playing videogames all night!
Two: Hey, if you challenge me at my favorite game, I’m not backing down!
One: We definitely broke some records together.
Two: Most. Epic. Game. Ever. One can challenge me again anytime!
One and Two stayed up and played video games for hours! Who do you think came out on top?
Zoo
One: Two and I went to one of my favorite places... the zoo!
Two: Have you ever seen a meerkat? Oh. My. Gosh! The cutest thing I’d ever seen! Well, that and Julian in that outfit...
One: The secret of being cute? Well, that’s between me and my new meerkat friends! Okay, okay, grooming’s important. No grubs in your fur... but I’ve said too much.
One and Two went to the zoo... and One used meerkat charm to woo Two!
One: Two and I went to one of my favorite places... the zoo!
Two: Have you ever seen a meerkat? Oh. My. Gosh! The cutest thing I’d ever seen! Well, that and Julian in that outfit...
One: The secret of being cute? Well, that’s between me and my new meerkat friends! Okay, okay, grooming’s important. No grubs in your fur... but I’ve said too much.
One and Two went to the zoo... and One used meerkat charm to woo Two!
failed dates
Beach
One: Two took me to the beach.
Two: Things were going great... until a sea lion attacked us.
One: I had no idea Two could run so fast...
Two: Next time, I’m staying as far away from nature as possible.
One: Two took me to the beach.
Two: Things were going great... until a sea lion attacked us.
One: I had no idea Two could run so fast...
Two: Next time, I’m staying as far away from nature as possible.
Bowling
One: I was pretty excited when Madison offered to take me bowling...
Two: It was awesome! I bowled a 232! I’m a superstar! I’m the greatest!
One: Two wouldn’t stop bragging about that score all night. Kind of a mood killer.
Two: 232! 232! Who’s number one? I’m number one! I’M NUMBER ONEEEEEEE!
Salvage
Two: I felt kind of bad about all that bragging... so I decided to teach One some of my tricks!
One: I bowed a 252!
Two: It was actually pretty amazing...
One stopped bragging and taught One how to bowl! 252! A totally unbelievable number, right?
One: I was pretty excited when Madison offered to take me bowling...
Two: It was awesome! I bowled a 232! I’m a superstar! I’m the greatest!
One: Two wouldn’t stop bragging about that score all night. Kind of a mood killer.
Two: 232! 232! Who’s number one? I’m number one! I’M NUMBER ONEEEEEEE!
Salvage
Two: I felt kind of bad about all that bragging... so I decided to teach One some of my tricks!
One: I bowed a 252!
Two: It was actually pretty amazing...
One stopped bragging and taught One how to bowl! 252! A totally unbelievable number, right?
Brunch Buffet
One: Two took me out to a brunch buffet!
Two: The brunch place was really classy! And there was such a big spread! Only...
One: Only we discovered that an electrical malfunction took out their entire breakfast service!
Two: No breakfast at a brunch place? That’s just lunch!
One and Two went out to a brunch without breakfast! Oh no!
One: Two took me out to a brunch buffet!
Two: The brunch place was really classy! And there was such a big spread! Only...
One: Only we discovered that an electrical malfunction took out their entire breakfast service!
Two: No breakfast at a brunch place? That’s just lunch!
One and Two went out to a brunch without breakfast! Oh no!
Dojo
One: I found a pretty cool dojo near Victoria’s place, so I bought us a trial lesson.
Two: One accidentally kicked me in the face. Pretty much immediately, too.
One: Two was always in the way and was terrified of the instructor.
Two: That guy was really, really mean!
One’s plan to take Two to a martial arts lesson was a big hit... to the crotch.
One: I found a pretty cool dojo near Victoria’s place, so I bought us a trial lesson.
Two: One accidentally kicked me in the face. Pretty much immediately, too.
One: Two was always in the way and was terrified of the instructor.
Two: That guy was really, really mean!
One’s plan to take Two to a martial arts lesson was a big hit... to the crotch.
Ice Cream
One: Two and I went to the best ice cream parlor in town!
Two: One didn’t know which flavor to get, so I ordered their Banana Split Bonanza for the two of us! Ten jumbo scoops of ice cream, three bananas, two spoons!
One: What we didn’t anticipate was how much ice cream that actually was...
Two: We ate so much that our stomachs hurt! Turns out a date’s not that much fun when you’re both sick on the couch!
One: Two and I went to the best ice cream parlor in town!
Two: One didn’t know which flavor to get, so I ordered their Banana Split Bonanza for the two of us! Ten jumbo scoops of ice cream, three bananas, two spoons!
One: What we didn’t anticipate was how much ice cream that actually was...
Two: We ate so much that our stomachs hurt! Turns out a date’s not that much fun when you’re both sick on the couch!
Medieval Times Show
One: I took Two to a medieval times show... it was going fine until the joust...
Two: A knight’s helmet was knocked right off his head... and came crashing down into my dinner!
One: It’s not as bad as it sounds! At least the food was historically authentic cuisine!
Two: The food was peasant gruel. It was EXACTLY as bad as it sounds.
One took Two on a lame date to a Medieval Times show. There’s a reason they were called the Dark Ages.
One: I took Two to a medieval times show... it was going fine until the joust...
Two: A knight’s helmet was knocked right off his head... and came crashing down into my dinner!
One: It’s not as bad as it sounds! At least the food was historically authentic cuisine!
Two: The food was peasant gruel. It was EXACTLY as bad as it sounds.
One took Two on a lame date to a Medieval Times show. There’s a reason they were called the Dark Ages.
Theme Park
One: I LOVE roller coasters, so I invited Two to accompany me to the theme park!
Two: Roller coasters and my queasy stomach aren’t the best of friends... but I didn’t want One to think I was afraid.
One: I thought Two was having a great time... that is, until the Demon Churner hit its 1440-degree corkscrew plummet...
Two: I may have potentially thrown up all over One. We were spinning, so it came out in what I’d describe as a pinwheel shape.
One: I’ve... I’ve never seen that color come out of a person before. Can I get a change of clothes?
On a date to the extreme roller coaster theme park, Two showered One with affection... and vomit.
One: I LOVE roller coasters, so I invited Two to accompany me to the theme park!
Two: Roller coasters and my queasy stomach aren’t the best of friends... but I didn’t want One to think I was afraid.
One: I thought Two was having a great time... that is, until the Demon Churner hit its 1440-degree corkscrew plummet...
Two: I may have potentially thrown up all over One. We were spinning, so it came out in what I’d describe as a pinwheel shape.
One: I’ve... I’ve never seen that color come out of a person before. Can I get a change of clothes?
On a date to the extreme roller coaster theme park, Two showered One with affection... and vomit.
Run
One: Two took me out for a run... I thought we would just fog together and talk...
Two: I couldn’t believe how slow One was! It was like running with a sack of snails! I mean... how hard is it to pick up your knees?! If you’re going to get a good time, you have to start STRONG!
One: Two is kind of scary about running...
Two and One went running... but Two takes running WAY too seriously!
One: Two took me out for a run... I thought we would just fog together and talk...
Two: I couldn’t believe how slow One was! It was like running with a sack of snails! I mean... how hard is it to pick up your knees?! If you’re going to get a good time, you have to start STRONG!
One: Two is kind of scary about running...
Two and One went running... but Two takes running WAY too seriously!