crushing
When a couple is Crushing, their dates take 4 hours.
When they reach the next level, Online Official, you are rewarded with --
Previous Level: Flirting
Next Level: Online Official
When they reach the next level, Online Official, you are rewarded with --
Previous Level: Flirting
Next Level: Online Official
This is an incomplete list of dates your classmates go on while they are Crushing. Successful dates are first, followed by a list of failed dates.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
successful dates
Blockbuster
One: Two’s favorite actor was shooting a big blockbuster in the city, so we went to watch them film.
Two: A producer grabbed me and One off the street to be extras in the movie! So cool!
One: In this one take, Two photobombed the star! Or movie-bombed, I guess.
Two: Better practice my Oscar acceptance speech!
One and Two were extras in a film shoot! Their romance is coming to theaters!
One: Two’s favorite actor was shooting a big blockbuster in the city, so we went to watch them film.
Two: A producer grabbed me and One off the street to be extras in the movie! So cool!
One: In this one take, Two photobombed the star! Or movie-bombed, I guess.
Two: Better practice my Oscar acceptance speech!
One and Two were extras in a film shoot! Their romance is coming to theaters!
Classical Concert
One: When Two suggested we go to a classical concert, my first thought was ‘Ugh.’ ...it was also my second and third thoughts.
Two: Classical has a way of growing on you, so I knew it was just a matter of time before One became a fan...
One: I actually loved it! The violin was so hauntingly beautiful, it made me cry! It also made me think... maybe there are other things Two could introduce me to.
Two: Just the thought of spending more time with One fills my heart with music!
One and Two attended a classical music concert together! Will they be making music together?
One: When Two suggested we go to a classical concert, my first thought was ‘Ugh.’ ...it was also my second and third thoughts.
Two: Classical has a way of growing on you, so I knew it was just a matter of time before One became a fan...
One: I actually loved it! The violin was so hauntingly beautiful, it made me cry! It also made me think... maybe there are other things Two could introduce me to.
Two: Just the thought of spending more time with One fills my heart with music!
One and Two attended a classical music concert together! Will they be making music together?
College Football Game
One: I had two tickets to a big college football game, so I asked Two to go with me.
Two: I’m so glad One invited me! It was the most fun I’ve ever had at a sporting event!
One: Not only did our team win in overtime, but Two and I got on the kiss cam!
Two: That’s right. I had 40,000 people cheer my kissing skills. What what!
One and Two went to the big rivalry game and got on the kiss cam!
One: I had two tickets to a big college football game, so I asked Two to go with me.
Two: I’m so glad One invited me! It was the most fun I’ve ever had at a sporting event!
One: Not only did our team win in overtime, but Two and I got on the kiss cam!
Two: That’s right. I had 40,000 people cheer my kissing skills. What what!
One and Two went to the big rivalry game and got on the kiss cam!
Comedy Club
One: Two and I went to a comedy club!
Two: The comics were hilarious! One and I were laughing all the way home!
One: Our friends keep giving us weird looks when we try to retell the jokes... guess you had to be there!
Two: I like having all these inside jokes now with One! Can’t wait for our next date!
One and Two went on an amazing date to a comedy club! Just don’t ask them to explain the jokes. You had to be there.
One: Two and I went to a comedy club!
Two: The comics were hilarious! One and I were laughing all the way home!
One: Our friends keep giving us weird looks when we try to retell the jokes... guess you had to be there!
Two: I like having all these inside jokes now with One! Can’t wait for our next date!
One and Two went on an amazing date to a comedy club! Just don’t ask them to explain the jokes. You had to be there.
Cooking Class
One: Two and I went to a cooking class.
Two: We made my favorite, crepes!
One: Both of us were covered in eggs and flour by the end... but neither of us minded!
Two: The crepes looked like a mess, but they tasted delicious! I’d cook with One again any day:
One and Two took a cooking class together! The way to their hearts is definitely through their stomachs!
One: Two and I went to a cooking class.
Two: We made my favorite, crepes!
One: Both of us were covered in eggs and flour by the end... but neither of us minded!
Two: The crepes looked like a mess, but they tasted delicious! I’d cook with One again any day:
One and Two took a cooking class together! The way to their hearts is definitely through their stomachs!
Farmer’s Market
One: Two took me to the local farmer’s market this afternoon. It was huge!
Two: And there were samples everywhere! We sampled so many strawberries and peaches and melons that we were stuffed!
One: With food in our stomachs and the sun out, we were more than ready to take naps by the end of it!
Two: Too bad we couldn’t find the mattress market afterwards!
One: Two took me to the local farmer’s market this afternoon. It was huge!
Two: And there were samples everywhere! We sampled so many strawberries and peaches and melons that we were stuffed!
One: With food in our stomachs and the sun out, we were more than ready to take naps by the end of it!
Two: Too bad we couldn’t find the mattress market afterwards!
Fishing Trip
One: I just took Two out on a fishing trip. Honestly, I just planned to relax in a boat all afternoon...
Two: It was really peaceful... until I caught the hugest fish I’d ever seen! It was almost as big as me! But after we took a picture, I felt really bad for keeping it... poor fish never hurt anybody...
One: So we set it free!
Two: I made a new finned friend AND had a great date with One. Life is good!
One is gone fishin’ on a date... Looks like Two is quite the catch!
One: I just took Two out on a fishing trip. Honestly, I just planned to relax in a boat all afternoon...
Two: It was really peaceful... until I caught the hugest fish I’d ever seen! It was almost as big as me! But after we took a picture, I felt really bad for keeping it... poor fish never hurt anybody...
One: So we set it free!
Two: I made a new finned friend AND had a great date with One. Life is good!
One is gone fishin’ on a date... Looks like Two is quite the catch!
Helicopter Tour
One: Two and I went on a helicopter tour. It was scary at first, but once we got high up, it was beautiful!
Two: Being with One makes me feel like I’m flying, no matter what we’re doing.
One: We were able to spot Two’s house!
Two: I wish I could fly a helicopter. Getting to school would be so fun! And quick!
One: Two and I went on a helicopter tour. It was scary at first, but once we got high up, it was beautiful!
Two: Being with One makes me feel like I’m flying, no matter what we’re doing.
One: We were able to spot Two’s house!
Two: I wish I could fly a helicopter. Getting to school would be so fun! And quick!
Ice Skating
One: I went ice skating with Two.
Two: I’ve never been ice skating, so I was nervous. But it turns out, One was just as bad as me!
One: How can I put this? We had the most romantic date possible... While clutching each other for fear of breaking our butts.
Two: One says ‘butt’ a lot. It makes me giggle.
One and Two went ice skating! They had a great time falling on their butts!
One: I went ice skating with Two.
Two: I’ve never been ice skating, so I was nervous. But it turns out, One was just as bad as me!
One: How can I put this? We had the most romantic date possible... While clutching each other for fear of breaking our butts.
Two: One says ‘butt’ a lot. It makes me giggle.
One and Two went ice skating! They had a great time falling on their butts!
Ice Skating
One: Two and I went ice skating! I won’t lie. I’ve had a skating lesson or two.
Two: One knows some pretty impressive tricks!
One: I know how to push off a wall, how to stop by falling, and sometimes, when I trip, how to have both my skates leave the ice. It’s almost like a jump! The lessons were a long time ago...
Two: Okay, so maybe One’s skating skills are on par with a two-year-old learning how to walk, but One looked awfully cute out there on the ice!
One and Two went ice skating and One busted out some ‘super’ skills!
One: Two and I went ice skating! I won’t lie. I’ve had a skating lesson or two.
Two: One knows some pretty impressive tricks!
One: I know how to push off a wall, how to stop by falling, and sometimes, when I trip, how to have both my skates leave the ice. It’s almost like a jump! The lessons were a long time ago...
Two: Okay, so maybe One’s skating skills are on par with a two-year-old learning how to walk, but One looked awfully cute out there on the ice!
One and Two went ice skating and One busted out some ‘super’ skills!
Kayaking
One: Two set up a kayaking date!
Two: We were having a great time out on the water just talking when...
One: A whale came right up to our kayak! It was, like, terrifying and awesome all at the same time!
Two: I had to use all my willpower not to scream! Just don’t tell One because I really want another date!
One and Two went kayaking and saw a whale! Two might have scored another date by not screaming in terror!
One: Two set up a kayaking date!
Two: We were having a great time out on the water just talking when...
One: A whale came right up to our kayak! It was, like, terrifying and awesome all at the same time!
Two: I had to use all my willpower not to scream! Just don’t tell One because I really want another date!
One and Two went kayaking and saw a whale! Two might have scored another date by not screaming in terror!
Lit Essay
One: Two seemed to be having trouble with the lit essay we have due this week about my favorite book...
Two: And One was worried about a trigonometry exam, which I took last semester...
One: We decided to tutor each other! Once I explained the symbolism of the sunrise, Two wrote a great paper!
Two: And I was able to help One with Thales’ theorem using a chocolate cake as a prop!
One: See? Two heads are better than one! Take that, coins!
One: Two seemed to be having trouble with the lit essay we have due this week about my favorite book...
Two: And One was worried about a trigonometry exam, which I took last semester...
One: We decided to tutor each other! Once I explained the symbolism of the sunrise, Two wrote a great paper!
Two: And I was able to help One with Thales’ theorem using a chocolate cake as a prop!
One: See? Two heads are better than one! Take that, coins!
Natural History Museum
One: When Two invited me to a natural history museum, I was honestly afraid I’d be bored out of my mind.
Two: That’s when I impressed One with my awesome knowledge of dinosaur trivia...
One: Two told me which dinosaurs were the best dancers, which would be the best to ride, which had the best credit scores...
Two: It’s science, really.
One: All right, fine. I guess no place is boring when your date is as adorable as Two.
One just impressed Two with awesome dinosaur trivia. Turns out, One has game.
One: When Two invited me to a natural history museum, I was honestly afraid I’d be bored out of my mind.
Two: That’s when I impressed One with my awesome knowledge of dinosaur trivia...
One: Two told me which dinosaurs were the best dancers, which would be the best to ride, which had the best credit scores...
Two: It’s science, really.
One: All right, fine. I guess no place is boring when your date is as adorable as Two.
One just impressed Two with awesome dinosaur trivia. Turns out, One has game.
Opera Hall
One: You should’ve seen the opera hall Two took me to! It’s like everything was gilded with gold!
Two: One loved the performance. Talk about ‘Romance’ languages!
One: Everyone’s voice was amazing. The aria even brought Two to tears!
Two: Nuh uh! I just... had something in my eye! Okay, fine! I’m not ashamed! It was REALLY good!
A night at the opera has One and Two’s love hitting a high note!
One: You should’ve seen the opera hall Two took me to! It’s like everything was gilded with gold!
Two: One loved the performance. Talk about ‘Romance’ languages!
One: Everyone’s voice was amazing. The aria even brought Two to tears!
Two: Nuh uh! I just... had something in my eye! Okay, fine! I’m not ashamed! It was REALLY good!
A night at the opera has One and Two’s love hitting a high note!
Picnic
One: Two offered to take me on a picnic in the park.
Two: I even made tiny sandwiches!
One: I ate SO many of those sandwiches! Each one was a little bite-sized adventure!
Two: I think I scored another date based on my culinary skills alone!
One and Two went on an adorable picnic date together! Think it went well?
One: Two offered to take me on a picnic in the park.
Two: I even made tiny sandwiches!
One: I ate SO many of those sandwiches! Each one was a little bite-sized adventure!
Two: I think I scored another date based on my culinary skills alone!
One and Two went on an adorable picnic date together! Think it went well?
Play
One: Two and I went to see a play at the local theater.
Two: We were so impressed with the show! The actors were outstanding!
One: Afterwards, I wanted to talk to them in person so I got us backstage.
Two: Thanks to One’s smooth skills, we got to meet the lead actor in the play!
One and Two saw a play and found their way backstage!
One: Two and I went to see a play at the local theater.
Two: We were so impressed with the show! The actors were outstanding!
One: Afterwards, I wanted to talk to them in person so I got us backstage.
Two: Thanks to One’s smooth skills, we got to meet the lead actor in the play!
One and Two saw a play and found their way backstage!
Poetry Reading
One: When Two took me to a poetry reading... I was expecting to pass out from boredom!
Two: The trick to enjoying poetry is to secretly come up with rhymes for every line.
One: So when the poet said, ‘This abandoned hole I feel, this empty grotto...’
Two: I whispered to One, ‘Would he like a taco?’
One: Hee! Two is like a rapper! Who rhymes ‘grotto’ with ‘taco’?!
Two: Yeah... we’ll definitely have another date! Until then, we’ll salivate!
One: When Two took me to a poetry reading... I was expecting to pass out from boredom!
Two: The trick to enjoying poetry is to secretly come up with rhymes for every line.
One: So when the poet said, ‘This abandoned hole I feel, this empty grotto...’
Two: I whispered to One, ‘Would he like a taco?’
One: Hee! Two is like a rapper! Who rhymes ‘grotto’ with ‘taco’?!
Two: Yeah... we’ll definitely have another date! Until then, we’ll salivate!
Pottery Class
One: I took Two to a pottery class! It was great!
Two: One made me an awesome vase! At least... I THINK it’s a vase...
One: I hope Two likes the coffee mug I gave... it ended up looking more like a vase...
Two: Whatever it was, I love it! Can’t wait to do this again!
One and Two took a pottery class!
One: I took Two to a pottery class! It was great!
Two: One made me an awesome vase! At least... I THINK it’s a vase...
One: I hope Two likes the coffee mug I gave... it ended up looking more like a vase...
Two: Whatever it was, I love it! Can’t wait to do this again!
One and Two took a pottery class!
Rock Climbing
One: Two convinced me to go to a rock climbing gym... I was a little nervous...
Two: I know what it’s like to go outside your comfort zone. One was such a trooper!
One: It was WAY more fun than I thought! Something about Two’s attitude really calmed me down. I made it to the top of the rock wall!
Two: One was the perfect student!
One and Two went rockclimbing! Looks like they’re really FALLING or each other!
One: Two convinced me to go to a rock climbing gym... I was a little nervous...
Two: I know what it’s like to go outside your comfort zone. One was such a trooper!
One: It was WAY more fun than I thought! Something about Two’s attitude really calmed me down. I made it to the top of the rock wall!
Two: One was the perfect student!
One and Two went rockclimbing! Looks like they’re really FALLING or each other!
Scary Movie
One: Two and I went to see a scary movie together!
Two: I was completely terrified! I hid my eyes in One’s shirt! Turns out, One smells AMAZING!
One: I think Two is a film buff like me and really appreciated the cinematography.
Two: If it meant getting close to One again, I would see any movie, no matter how scary it is!
One and Two saw a scary movie together... and got close to each other in the theater!
One: Two and I went to see a scary movie together!
Two: I was completely terrified! I hid my eyes in One’s shirt! Turns out, One smells AMAZING!
One: I think Two is a film buff like me and really appreciated the cinematography.
Two: If it meant getting close to One again, I would see any movie, no matter how scary it is!
One and Two saw a scary movie together... and got close to each other in the theater!
Sketches
One: Two asked me to be a model for some sketches. I had NO idea that Two could draw!
Two: I can’t. At all. I just used it an as excuse to look into One’s eyes!
One: The drawing was intense! It took WAY longer than I thought it would and it came out kinda weird-looking. But I guess that’s art!
Two: I told One it was an abstract expression of postmodern needs. I just drew a lot of triangles. We’re going out again next week!
Two drew One like ‘one of Two’s French girls’... whatever that means.
One: Two asked me to be a model for some sketches. I had NO idea that Two could draw!
Two: I can’t. At all. I just used it an as excuse to look into One’s eyes!
One: The drawing was intense! It took WAY longer than I thought it would and it came out kinda weird-looking. But I guess that’s art!
Two: I told One it was an abstract expression of postmodern needs. I just drew a lot of triangles. We’re going out again next week!
Two drew One like ‘one of Two’s French girls’... whatever that means.
Study Date
One: I was actually kind of excited for my study date with Two. I really love learning! Especially with someone else!
Two: We weren’t going to do a whole lot of studying, if you know what I mean.
One: We learned about the Ancient Egyptians, the formula for a parabola, and the symbolism in Huckleberry Finn!
Two: Okay, we studied more than I thought we would... But it turned out to be pretty fun... and I’m feeling better about my History exam this week!
One and Two ‘studied together’, if you know what I mean.
One: I was actually kind of excited for my study date with Two. I really love learning! Especially with someone else!
Two: We weren’t going to do a whole lot of studying, if you know what I mean.
One: We learned about the Ancient Egyptians, the formula for a parabola, and the symbolism in Huckleberry Finn!
Two: Okay, we studied more than I thought we would... But it turned out to be pretty fun... and I’m feeling better about my History exam this week!
One and Two ‘studied together’, if you know what I mean.
Symphony
One: Two and I went to go see the symphony. We both dressed up in formal clothes for the occasion. I have to say... we looked very snazzy.
Two: And some photographers just outside the amphitheater thought so too! They eventually figured out that we weren’t real celebrities, but we got some great photos! We looked good together.
One and Two had a glamorous night at the symphony!
One: Two and I went to go see the symphony. We both dressed up in formal clothes for the occasion. I have to say... we looked very snazzy.
Two: And some photographers just outside the amphitheater thought so too! They eventually figured out that we weren’t real celebrities, but we got some great photos! We looked good together.
One and Two had a glamorous night at the symphony!
Tea Room
One: Two and I went to a tea room. I was skeptical since tea parties aren’t exactly my, well, ‘cup of tea’. Everything at a tea party is tint! Tiny teacups, tiny sandwiches, tiny cookies... how am I supposed to make a meal out of that?
Two: But One was so overwhelmed with joy when they came out with several three-tiered trays of food!
One: Do you know how many tiny sandwiches that is?!
One and Two had a tea party and got along together like cookies and cream!
One: Two and I went to a tea room. I was skeptical since tea parties aren’t exactly my, well, ‘cup of tea’. Everything at a tea party is tint! Tiny teacups, tiny sandwiches, tiny cookies... how am I supposed to make a meal out of that?
Two: But One was so overwhelmed with joy when they came out with several three-tiered trays of food!
One: Do you know how many tiny sandwiches that is?!
One and Two had a tea party and got along together like cookies and cream!
Theme Park
One: Two took me to the theme park, and I’ll admit, I was kinda scared to go on the roller coasters that went upside down...
Two: So I held One’s hand through the whole ride.
One: It... was... amazing! I immediately dragged Two back in line!
Two: We ended up going on it another fifteen times! I bought the souvenir snapshot of us making funny faces during the barrel roll.
One: Two took me to the theme park, and I’ll admit, I was kinda scared to go on the roller coasters that went upside down...
Two: So I held One’s hand through the whole ride.
One: It... was... amazing! I immediately dragged Two back in line!
Two: We ended up going on it another fifteen times! I bought the souvenir snapshot of us making funny faces during the barrel roll.
Tide Pools
One: Two and I went out to the tide pools! I love all the creatures you can find in them! Sea anemones, crabs, mussels...
Two: I’m impressed that One really does know the name of every animal. It’s hard to keep up. We saw small fish, starfish, fish fish...
One: Abalone, chitons, whelks, limpets, isopods, nudibranches... you name it!
Two: And boy, was I really glad when One stopped me from accidentally stabbing myself on a sea urchin! I think I’ve found the one.
One: Two and I went out to the tide pools! I love all the creatures you can find in them! Sea anemones, crabs, mussels...
Two: I’m impressed that One really does know the name of every animal. It’s hard to keep up. We saw small fish, starfish, fish fish...
One: Abalone, chitons, whelks, limpets, isopods, nudibranches... you name it!
Two: And boy, was I really glad when One stopped me from accidentally stabbing myself on a sea urchin! I think I’ve found the one.
TV Show
One: I couldn’t believe Two had never seen my favorite TV show!
Two: I don’t watch much TV. Yeah, I know. It’s weird.
One: We watched my favorite episode! And my second favorite episode! And my third!
Two: Don’t tell One, but the show is all right... I watched them because... well, I like One.
One and Two watched One’s favorite show together! What show was it?
One: I couldn’t believe Two had never seen my favorite TV show!
Two: I don’t watch much TV. Yeah, I know. It’s weird.
One: We watched my favorite episode! And my second favorite episode! And my third!
Two: Don’t tell One, but the show is all right... I watched them because... well, I like One.
One and Two watched One’s favorite show together! What show was it?
Water Park
One: I took Two to my favorite place on earth... the water park!
Two: The lines were long, and I got cold, but One hugged me to warm me up!
One: My favorite part was floating down the lazy river. We had the best conversation!
Two: They should call it the flirting river!
One: I took Two to my favorite place on earth... the water park!
Two: The lines were long, and I got cold, but One hugged me to warm me up!
One: My favorite part was floating down the lazy river. We had the best conversation!
Two: They should call it the flirting river!
failed dates
Arcade
One: We went to the arcade to play the classic game of air hockey. I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty sure Two’s in for a world of hurt!
Two: One didn’t know about my history as the Air Hockey World Champion, six years running. Needless to say, I won. And One was... not happy.
One: I may have accidentally cracked the puck when I threw it across the room after the fourth loss in a row...
Two: I was unimpressed with One’s unsportsmanlike behavior.
One: We went to the arcade to play the classic game of air hockey. I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty sure Two’s in for a world of hurt!
Two: One didn’t know about my history as the Air Hockey World Champion, six years running. Needless to say, I won. And One was... not happy.
One: I may have accidentally cracked the puck when I threw it across the room after the fourth loss in a row...
Two: I was unimpressed with One’s unsportsmanlike behavior.
Ballet
One: Two took me to watch the ballet.
Two: I’d never gone to one myself... And I probably never will again! It was so boring that I fell asleep five minutes in!
One: Too bad Two snores like a rhino! We got kicked out!
One and Two tried to see the ballet but got kicked out!
One: Two took me to watch the ballet.
Two: I’d never gone to one myself... And I probably never will again! It was so boring that I fell asleep five minutes in!
One: Too bad Two snores like a rhino! We got kicked out!
One and Two tried to see the ballet but got kicked out!
Bookstore
One: Two and I went to a bookstore for our date, and I couldn’t believe what kind of books Two reads!
Two: I love romance novels, okay! There’s nothing wrong with that!
One: Please... there’s everything wrong with that. You can tell how lame they are from just the covers!
Two: I like the covers...
Two and One went to a bookstore... but One dissed Two’s favorite genre!
One: Two and I went to a bookstore for our date, and I couldn’t believe what kind of books Two reads!
Two: I love romance novels, okay! There’s nothing wrong with that!
One: Please... there’s everything wrong with that. You can tell how lame they are from just the covers!
Two: I like the covers...
Two and One went to a bookstore... but One dissed Two’s favorite genre!
Circus
One: I took Two to the circus! The clowns were hilarious.
Two: I HATE clowns... there were clowns EVERYWHERE...
One: Two didn’t seen to be laughing, though. I guess some people can’t appreciate good humor...
Two: I’m going to have nightmares... can’t sleep, clowns will eat me...
One: I took Two to the circus! The clowns were hilarious.
Two: I HATE clowns... there were clowns EVERYWHERE...
One: Two didn’t seen to be laughing, though. I guess some people can’t appreciate good humor...
Two: I’m going to have nightmares... can’t sleep, clowns will eat me...
Fancy Meal
One: I tried to take Two out for a fancy meal... big mistake.
Two: So I’m a little uncivilized! Big whoop! Like it matters whether I know which fork is for which meal!
One: Two challenged me to a burping contest.
Two: I... I might have gotten a little carried away...
Two ruined a fancy dinner date with One by being uncouth! Or, in uncivilized terms, gross.
One: I tried to take Two out for a fancy meal... big mistake.
Two: So I’m a little uncivilized! Big whoop! Like it matters whether I know which fork is for which meal!
One: Two challenged me to a burping contest.
Two: I... I might have gotten a little carried away...
Two ruined a fancy dinner date with One by being uncouth! Or, in uncivilized terms, gross.
Frisbee
One: I thought it’d be fun to take Two to the park to play frisbee... big mistake.
Two: I may have accidentally thrown One’s frisbee into the lake.
One: Right in the middle of the lake. Not the side where it could easily be fetched. The EXACT middle.
Two: The frisbee really got away from me...
On their date to the park, Two threw One’s frisbee into the lake, and their relationship sank with it.
One: I thought it’d be fun to take Two to the park to play frisbee... big mistake.
Two: I may have accidentally thrown One’s frisbee into the lake.
One: Right in the middle of the lake. Not the side where it could easily be fetched. The EXACT middle.
Two: The frisbee really got away from me...
On their date to the park, Two threw One’s frisbee into the lake, and their relationship sank with it.
Ice Cream
One: Two and I went to the best ice cream parlor in town!
Two: One didn’t know which flavor to get, so I ordered their Banana Split Bonanza for the two of us! Ten jumbo scoops of ice cream, three bananas, two spoons!
One: What we didn’t anticipate was how much ice cream that actually was...
Two: We ate so much that our stomachs hurt! Turns out a date’s not that much fun when you’re both sick on the couch!
One: Two and I went to the best ice cream parlor in town!
Two: One didn’t know which flavor to get, so I ordered their Banana Split Bonanza for the two of us! Ten jumbo scoops of ice cream, three bananas, two spoons!
One: What we didn’t anticipate was how much ice cream that actually was...
Two: We ate so much that our stomachs hurt! Turns out a date’s not that much fun when you’re both sick on the couch!
Indoor Rock Climbing
One: Two and I went indoor rock climbing!
Two: It started out really well. One and I climbed up to the top of the rock wall. From there, we could see the entire gym! We were on top of the world, it seemed like. But when we went to come down...
One: I might have gotten, um, a little stuck. They told me to lean back, but really, how am I supposed to do that when leaning back feels like an insta-death?
One and Two were having a lot of fun rock climbing... until One realized that rock coming down was the hard part!
One: Two and I went indoor rock climbing!
Two: It started out really well. One and I climbed up to the top of the rock wall. From there, we could see the entire gym! We were on top of the world, it seemed like. But when we went to come down...
One: I might have gotten, um, a little stuck. They told me to lean back, but really, how am I supposed to do that when leaning back feels like an insta-death?
One and Two were having a lot of fun rock climbing... until One realized that rock coming down was the hard part!
Karaoke
One: Two took me to a karaoke place... where you have to sing... in front of strangers.
Two: One’s singing wasn’t THAT bad.
One: The manager asked us to leave...
Two: Okay. It was bad... like, nails on a chalkboard... plus a cat stuck inside of an old tuba... plus broken bagpipes.
One: Two took me to a karaoke place... where you have to sing... in front of strangers.
Two: One’s singing wasn’t THAT bad.
One: The manager asked us to leave...
Two: Okay. It was bad... like, nails on a chalkboard... plus a cat stuck inside of an old tuba... plus broken bagpipes.
Medieval Times Show
One: I took Two to a medieval times show... it was going fine until the joust...
Two: A knight’s helmet was knocked right off his head... and came crashing down into my dinner!
One: It’s not as bad as it sounds! At least the food was historically authentic cuisine!
Two: The food was peasant gruel. It was EXACTLY as bad as it sounds.
One took Two on a lame date to a Medieval Times show. There’s a reason they were called the Dark Ages.
One: I took Two to a medieval times show... it was going fine until the joust...
Two: A knight’s helmet was knocked right off his head... and came crashing down into my dinner!
One: It’s not as bad as it sounds! At least the food was historically authentic cuisine!
Two: The food was peasant gruel. It was EXACTLY as bad as it sounds.
One took Two on a lame date to a Medieval Times show. There’s a reason they were called the Dark Ages.
Restaurant
One: We went to this restaurant where the chefs cook in front of you...
Two: They take onions and they make a volcano out of it! A VOLCANO! And then--
One: It was fun... but Two seemed a little too into it!
Two: The chef tossed the butter into the air and said, ‘Look, butterfly!’ It’s BUTTER that FLIES! How are they so funny?!
One and Two went to teppanyaki... too bad Two was more into dinner than the date!
One: We went to this restaurant where the chefs cook in front of you...
Two: They take onions and they make a volcano out of it! A VOLCANO! And then--
One: It was fun... but Two seemed a little too into it!
Two: The chef tossed the butter into the air and said, ‘Look, butterfly!’ It’s BUTTER that FLIES! How are they so funny?!
One and Two went to teppanyaki... too bad Two was more into dinner than the date!
Season Premiere
One: I invited Two over to watch the season premiere of my favorite show! I was so excited!
Two: Of course I wanted to get to know the things One likes... but this show was REALLY confusing. Why were there polar bears in the tropics?
One: Two was asking a million questions a second! I couldn’t even hear my show! I have no idea what happened in that episode!
Two: That makes two of us.
Two tried to watch One’s favorite mind-bending TV show... but asked so many questions now neither of them know what happened!
One: I invited Two over to watch the season premiere of my favorite show! I was so excited!
Two: Of course I wanted to get to know the things One likes... but this show was REALLY confusing. Why were there polar bears in the tropics?
One: Two was asking a million questions a second! I couldn’t even hear my show! I have no idea what happened in that episode!
Two: That makes two of us.
Two tried to watch One’s favorite mind-bending TV show... but asked so many questions now neither of them know what happened!
Study Date
One: Two thought it would be nice if we had a study date together... But it was SO boring!
Two: Forgive me for valuing my education!
One: Two wouldn’t even let me play my music!
Two: There are rules! One wanted to have a dance party! But there’s no dancing on a study date!
One and Two had a study date... but one of them was acting like a slacker and the other was acting like a stick in the mud!
One: Two thought it would be nice if we had a study date together... But it was SO boring!
Two: Forgive me for valuing my education!
One: Two wouldn’t even let me play my music!
Two: There are rules! One wanted to have a dance party! But there’s no dancing on a study date!
One and Two had a study date... but one of them was acting like a slacker and the other was acting like a stick in the mud!
Symphony
One: I spent a boatload of money on tickets to the symphony orchestra for me and Two.
Two: I was exhausted from homework last night... but I didn’t want to disappoint One.
One: Two fell asleep! We were in the mezzanine, and the entire concert hall could hear the snoring! It was like Two was trying out for the tuba section!
Two: Was my snoring at least on tempo?
One took a sleepy Two to the orchestra... But the only thing anyone heard was Two’s snoring!
One: I spent a boatload of money on tickets to the symphony orchestra for me and Two.
Two: I was exhausted from homework last night... but I didn’t want to disappoint One.
One: Two fell asleep! We were in the mezzanine, and the entire concert hall could hear the snoring! It was like Two was trying out for the tuba section!
Two: Was my snoring at least on tempo?
One took a sleepy Two to the orchestra... But the only thing anyone heard was Two’s snoring!
Yessiria Pizzeria
One: Two took me out to Yessiria Pizzeria!
Two: It’s my favorite pizzeria! Their anchovies are the best!
One: That’s where things went wrong... can you say ‘fish breath’?
Two: I should’ve known things were bad when the flower on our table wilted...
Two took One out for pizza... but ruined it by eating too many stinky anchovies!
One: Two took me out to Yessiria Pizzeria!
Two: It’s my favorite pizzeria! Their anchovies are the best!
One: That’s where things went wrong... can you say ‘fish breath’?
Two: I should’ve known things were bad when the flower on our table wilted...
Two took One out for pizza... but ruined it by eating too many stinky anchovies!