online official
When a couple is Online Official, their dates take 8 hours.
When they reach the next level, Sweethearts, you are rewarded with --
Previous Level: Crushing
Next Level: Sweethearts
When they reach the next level, Sweethearts, you are rewarded with --
Previous Level: Crushing
Next Level: Sweethearts
This is an incomplete list of dates your classmates go on while they are Online Official. Successful dates are first, followed by a list of failed dates.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
'One' and 'Two' are the names I have given to the classmates on the date, in the order they speak.
successful dates
Beach Volleyball
One: Two told me to prepare for the beach, but failed to mention that we’d be participating in...
Two: A two-on-two recreational beach volleyball tournament with a grand prize of BEACH RESPECT.
One: Turns out, I’m really good at setting Two up for spikes! We made a great team!
Two: We came in a respectable third place, I worked on my tan, and one of us looks really good in a bikini!
One: Two told me to prepare for the beach, but failed to mention that we’d be participating in...
Two: A two-on-two recreational beach volleyball tournament with a grand prize of BEACH RESPECT.
One: Turns out, I’m really good at setting Two up for spikes! We made a great team!
Two: We came in a respectable third place, I worked on my tan, and one of us looks really good in a bikini!
Board Games
One: I invited Two over for a board game night.
Two: My army pieces conquered the entire world! Bwahaha!
One: It was all over once Two captured my heart.
Two: One laid some cheesy line on me... ...okay, fine, it was pretty cute.
At board game night, Two conquered One’s nation… and heart!
One: I invited Two over for a board game night.
Two: My army pieces conquered the entire world! Bwahaha!
One: It was all over once Two captured my heart.
Two: One laid some cheesy line on me... ...okay, fine, it was pretty cute.
At board game night, Two conquered One’s nation… and heart!
Bookstore
One: I met up with Two at a bookstore!
Two: We played this game where we tried to find the most ridiculous book in the store!
One: I’m pretty sure I won with ‘Help! My Baby is a Demon!’
Two: Pfft! Not even close! I totally won with ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Comprehensive Strategy Guide’.
One: I think the highlight was when Two offered to settle the debate with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Two: I lost! The book is a lie!
One and Two hung out in a bookstore! They played rock, paper, scissors to settle an argument and of course One won!
One: I met up with Two at a bookstore!
Two: We played this game where we tried to find the most ridiculous book in the store!
One: I’m pretty sure I won with ‘Help! My Baby is a Demon!’
Two: Pfft! Not even close! I totally won with ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors: A Comprehensive Strategy Guide’.
One: I think the highlight was when Two offered to settle the debate with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Two: I lost! The book is a lie!
One and Two hung out in a bookstore! They played rock, paper, scissors to settle an argument and of course One won!
Brunch
One: Two took me to brunch!
Two: Is there anything better than breakfast and lunch combines into one perfect late-morning meal?
One: Eggs benedict, chicken apple sausage, buttermilk scones! The restaurant even had a dish named Hakuna Frittata!
Two: I might be in love... ...uh, with brunch, not with One! At least, not yet...
One and Two had brunch! Two professed their love, either for the food or One, no one’s sure.
One: Two took me to brunch!
Two: Is there anything better than breakfast and lunch combines into one perfect late-morning meal?
One: Eggs benedict, chicken apple sausage, buttermilk scones! The restaurant even had a dish named Hakuna Frittata!
Two: I might be in love... ...uh, with brunch, not with One! At least, not yet...
One and Two had brunch! Two professed their love, either for the food or One, no one’s sure.
Camping
One: I heard that Two loved camping, so I planned a trip for us!
Two: Oh, sure! I love camping! The s’mores... the um, trees... Okay, really I just love s’mores. But I go all out! Premium chocolate, artisan marshmallows, gourmet graham crackers...
One: OMG. You have not lived until you’ve tried Two’s s’mores! Forget all that wilderness stuff, all I need is Two by my side and a melty, chocolatey snack!
One and Two just spent the night making s’mores over a campfire! The great outdoors just got greater!
One: I heard that Two loved camping, so I planned a trip for us!
Two: Oh, sure! I love camping! The s’mores... the um, trees... Okay, really I just love s’mores. But I go all out! Premium chocolate, artisan marshmallows, gourmet graham crackers...
One: OMG. You have not lived until you’ve tried Two’s s’mores! Forget all that wilderness stuff, all I need is Two by my side and a melty, chocolatey snack!
One and Two just spent the night making s’mores over a campfire! The great outdoors just got greater!
Circus
One: I decided to take Two to the circus!
Two: I loved the fire-breathing guy and the acrobats and the highwire act!
One: Two was as happy as a little kid all day long!
Two: And the animals and the popcorn and the clowns and the...
One and Two went out and had crazy circus fun together!
One: I decided to take Two to the circus!
Two: I loved the fire-breathing guy and the acrobats and the highwire act!
One: Two was as happy as a little kid all day long!
Two: And the animals and the popcorn and the clowns and the...
One and Two went out and had crazy circus fun together!
Coffee
One: Two and I went to a hot new coffee place downtown.
Two: It was super hipster with quirky art on the walls, weird music playing, and really grumpy baristas. When I asked for a caramel mocha frappucino, the barista gave me the stink eye and stiffed me my change.
One: Yeah, it made Two really uncomfortable. And I wasn’t going to stand for anyone treating my date like that!
Two: One made the guy apologize and got us two free drinks! It was... well, scary, but also really sweet of One to stand up for me!
One: All I have to say is... don’t mess with me before I’ve had my coffee!
While at a cafe, One stood up for Two and proves to be stronger than the coffee they served!
One: Two and I went to a hot new coffee place downtown.
Two: It was super hipster with quirky art on the walls, weird music playing, and really grumpy baristas. When I asked for a caramel mocha frappucino, the barista gave me the stink eye and stiffed me my change.
One: Yeah, it made Two really uncomfortable. And I wasn’t going to stand for anyone treating my date like that!
Two: One made the guy apologize and got us two free drinks! It was... well, scary, but also really sweet of One to stand up for me!
One: All I have to say is... don’t mess with me before I’ve had my coffee!
While at a cafe, One stood up for Two and proves to be stronger than the coffee they served!
Comic Book Convention
One: When we first arrived at the comic book convention, Two thought it was going to be lame because of a previous experience...
Two: But it was actually really fun! The vendors, the costumes, the celebrity panels... it was like a giant toy store meets Halloween!
One: We already have plans to come back next year, wearing matching cosplay costumes!
Two: It’s kind of romantic... in a totally geeky kind of way!
One and Two went to a comic convention together. It’s a match made in Geek Heaven!
One: When we first arrived at the comic book convention, Two thought it was going to be lame because of a previous experience...
Two: But it was actually really fun! The vendors, the costumes, the celebrity panels... it was like a giant toy store meets Halloween!
One: We already have plans to come back next year, wearing matching cosplay costumes!
Two: It’s kind of romantic... in a totally geeky kind of way!
One and Two went to a comic convention together. It’s a match made in Geek Heaven!
Concert
One: Two just took me to a concert!
Two: At first I was afraid because, well, not everyone loves boy bands...
One: I LOVE boy bands! But don’t tell Two! I was just trying to play it cool!
Two: ...I’m not quite sure, but I think One had a great time! Can’t wait for our next date!
One and Two went out to a concert... and are not afraid to rock out to pop music!
One: Two just took me to a concert!
Two: At first I was afraid because, well, not everyone loves boy bands...
One: I LOVE boy bands! But don’t tell Two! I was just trying to play it cool!
Two: ...I’m not quite sure, but I think One had a great time! Can’t wait for our next date!
One and Two went out to a concert... and are not afraid to rock out to pop music!
Cookies
One: Two and I decided to make cookies on our date!
Two: I’m not a good baker, but I wanted to make cookies in the shape of One’s face!
One: Two tried so hard to get my frosting hair just right. I loved them! And my face was delicious too!
Two: It was a sweet day! And it’s not just because I accidentally dumped the entire bag of sugar into the frosting!
One and Two baked together and mixed ingredients with love!
One: Two and I decided to make cookies on our date!
Two: I’m not a good baker, but I wanted to make cookies in the shape of One’s face!
One: Two tried so hard to get my frosting hair just right. I loved them! And my face was delicious too!
Two: It was a sweet day! And it’s not just because I accidentally dumped the entire bag of sugar into the frosting!
One and Two baked together and mixed ingredients with love!
Cruise
One: Two’s family was going on a cruise to the Caribbean and invited me along! The ship was colossal!
Two: There was so much to do! Like eat, swim, shuffleboard, eat, catch some rays, eat...
One: We went up to the railing at the ship’s bow and re-enacted the famous scene from Titanic’.
Two: Fortunately, there are no icebergs in the tropics!
One: Two’s family was going on a cruise to the Caribbean and invited me along! The ship was colossal!
Two: There was so much to do! Like eat, swim, shuffleboard, eat, catch some rays, eat...
One: We went up to the railing at the ship’s bow and re-enacted the famous scene from Titanic’.
Two: Fortunately, there are no icebergs in the tropics!
Dance Club
One: Two and I snuck into a dance club!
Two: It was a risky move... but it paid off!
One: Since the club was so packed, we got very close on the dance floor...
Two: I definitely didn’t mind the crowd!
One and Two snuck into a club and went dancing! Things got pretty steamy...
One: Two and I snuck into a dance club!
Two: It was a risky move... but it paid off!
One: Since the club was so packed, we got very close on the dance floor...
Two: I definitely didn’t mind the crowd!
One and Two snuck into a club and went dancing! Things got pretty steamy...
Dancing
One: Two and I went out dancing! Like, not a club. ACTUAL dancing.
Two: I LOVE dancing! I’ve been doing the samba pretty much since I was in the womb.
One: I’m not really sure what happened. The music started, and suddenly I was twirling, and I couldn’t stop!
Two: One looked really good twirling, so, yeah, I might have made that happen... A LOT.
One and Two went dancing and twirled like no one was watching!
One: Two and I went out dancing! Like, not a club. ACTUAL dancing.
Two: I LOVE dancing! I’ve been doing the samba pretty much since I was in the womb.
One: I’m not really sure what happened. The music started, and suddenly I was twirling, and I couldn’t stop!
Two: One looked really good twirling, so, yeah, I might have made that happen... A LOT.
One and Two went dancing and twirled like no one was watching!
Downtown
One: Two and I went on a stroll downtown! It was so much fun to hit the shops and cafes…
Two: One loves to shop! Every store, we had to stop and buy something. Of course I offered to carry the bags, but I didn’t expect there to be twenty!
One: For some reason, Two had a really hard time keeping up with me! But when it comes to shopping, nothing can stop me!
Two: I don’t know if you can call what we did a ‘stroll’. One truly is a whirlwind on legs! But they’re really cute legs!
One: Two and I went on a stroll downtown! It was so much fun to hit the shops and cafes…
Two: One loves to shop! Every store, we had to stop and buy something. Of course I offered to carry the bags, but I didn’t expect there to be twenty!
One: For some reason, Two had a really hard time keeping up with me! But when it comes to shopping, nothing can stop me!
Two: I don’t know if you can call what we did a ‘stroll’. One truly is a whirlwind on legs! But they’re really cute legs!
Drive-In Movie
One: Two took me out to a drive-in movie theater, but we ended up running late...
Two: By the time we got there, the only parking spot left was waaay in the back...
One: Behind the tallest truck I’ve ever seen! We couldn’t see a thing!
Two: Well, we could still HEAR everything... it SOUNDED like a good movie...
Two took One to a drive-in theater without a clear view of the screen. Basically a noisy parking lot.
One: Two took me out to a drive-in movie theater, but we ended up running late...
Two: By the time we got there, the only parking spot left was waaay in the back...
One: Behind the tallest truck I’ve ever seen! We couldn’t see a thing!
Two: Well, we could still HEAR everything... it SOUNDED like a good movie...
Two took One to a drive-in theater without a clear view of the screen. Basically a noisy parking lot.
Hang Gliding
One: I had no idea Two was such a daredevil! We just went hang gliding off the coast!
Two: I played it cool... but I was actually scared out of my mind!
One: I was nervous at first, but it was reassuring to have someone as brave as Two at my side!
Two: We had a great time! I was screaming on the inside... but it was totally worth it!
One: I had no idea Two was such a daredevil! We just went hang gliding off the coast!
Two: I played it cool... but I was actually scared out of my mind!
One: I was nervous at first, but it was reassuring to have someone as brave as Two at my side!
Two: We had a great time! I was screaming on the inside... but it was totally worth it!
Hot Tub
One: Two’s house has a hot tub in the backyard! I looooooove hot tubs!
Two: As soon as I mentioned the hot tub, One got... kinda obsessed...
One: Bubbles! Skimpy swimsuit! Hot, relaxing water! How could I not want to kiss Two?!
Two: Don’t want to kiss and tell, but... we kissed, and I’m telling! Hot kisses in the hot tub! Woo!
One: Two’s house has a hot tub in the backyard! I looooooove hot tubs!
Two: As soon as I mentioned the hot tub, One got... kinda obsessed...
One: Bubbles! Skimpy swimsuit! Hot, relaxing water! How could I not want to kiss Two?!
Two: Don’t want to kiss and tell, but... we kissed, and I’m telling! Hot kisses in the hot tub! Woo!
Mall
One: Two and I went to the mall together!
Two: We decided it would be fun to pick out crazy outfits for each other. I thought One would look fantastic in a neon orange bomber jacket!
One: And I thought Two would totally rock electric green leather pants!
Two: When we came out of the dressing rooms, we looked so ridiculous that we could not stop laughing at ourselves. The saleslady thought we were nuts!
One: But neon orange and green leather never looked so good together!
One and Two went to the mall and had a fashion show that definitely made heads turn!
One: Two and I went to the mall together!
Two: We decided it would be fun to pick out crazy outfits for each other. I thought One would look fantastic in a neon orange bomber jacket!
One: And I thought Two would totally rock electric green leather pants!
Two: When we came out of the dressing rooms, we looked so ridiculous that we could not stop laughing at ourselves. The saleslady thought we were nuts!
One: But neon orange and green leather never looked so good together!
One and Two went to the mall and had a fashion show that definitely made heads turn!
Medieval Times Show
One: I took Two to dinner at a medieval times show!
Two: Knights jousting, jesters juggling... I’ve never seen anything like it!
One: Where else can you get a roast turkey leg and a flagon of soda? I’ve never had a flagon of anything!
Two: Who knew ‘going medieval’ could be so fun? Can’t wait to do it again!
One: I took Two to dinner at a medieval times show!
Two: Knights jousting, jesters juggling... I’ve never seen anything like it!
One: Where else can you get a roast turkey leg and a flagon of soda? I’ve never had a flagon of anything!
Two: Who knew ‘going medieval’ could be so fun? Can’t wait to do it again!
Petting Zoo
One: I know Two loves animals, so we went on a date to the local petting zoo.
Two: I got to feed a tortoise and a rabbit! Seeing them eat made me hungry!
One: An alpaca I was petting started to lick my face! I think I prefer Two’s kisses.
Two: It’s because I slobber less.
One and Two had a date to the petting zoo, and their romance was the cutest thing there!
One: I know Two loves animals, so we went on a date to the local petting zoo.
Two: I got to feed a tortoise and a rabbit! Seeing them eat made me hungry!
One: An alpaca I was petting started to lick my face! I think I prefer Two’s kisses.
Two: It’s because I slobber less.
One and Two had a date to the petting zoo, and their romance was the cutest thing there!
Pizza
One: I took Two out for pizza at this really fun pizza joint...
Two: They brought us a heart-shaped pizza!
One: I had no idea they were going to do that... I guess the owner thought we looked cute!
Two: I would definitely go there again.
One and Two went out for pizza, and really bonded!
One: I took Two out for pizza at this really fun pizza joint...
Two: They brought us a heart-shaped pizza!
One: I had no idea they were going to do that... I guess the owner thought we looked cute!
Two: I would definitely go there again.
One and Two went out for pizza, and really bonded!
Planetarium
One: Two and I went to visit the planetarium! There were large models of the planets in the solar system! It was awesome!
Two: I accidentally lost One somewhere around Jupiter...
One: ...but we met up again near the planet Venus!
Two: Fun fact... Venus was named after the Roman goddess of love. Coincidence? I think not!
One and Two went to the planetarium and saw their love shine in the solar system!
One: Two and I went to visit the planetarium! There were large models of the planets in the solar system! It was awesome!
Two: I accidentally lost One somewhere around Jupiter...
One: ...but we met up again near the planet Venus!
Two: Fun fact... Venus was named after the Roman goddess of love. Coincidence? I think not!
One and Two went to the planetarium and saw their love shine in the solar system!
Planetarium
One: Two took me to a planetarium for our date!
Two: It was so romantic in the dark with One, gazing up at the galaxies and nebulas!
One: Afterward, we talked all night long about what we thought was out there in the universe.
Two: I felt so insignificant! But it’s hard for that feeling to last sitting next to One!
Star-crossed lovers One and Two went on a romantic date to the planetarium!
One: Two took me to a planetarium for our date!
Two: It was so romantic in the dark with One, gazing up at the galaxies and nebulas!
One: Afterward, we talked all night long about what we thought was out there in the universe.
Two: I felt so insignificant! But it’s hard for that feeling to last sitting next to One!
Star-crossed lovers One and Two went on a romantic date to the planetarium!
Skateboarding
One: Two wanted to teach me how to skateboard! I was really excited to kick some flips!
Two: One is really cute... but doesn’t actually know any skateboard terms.
One: I learned all kinds of tricks! I learned how to do the collie, the burial, and the kerfuffle kumquat!
Two: Again, these are not terms. But like I said, REALLY cute!
One and Two went skateboarding! One was a dork about terminology, but Two didn’t seem to mind!
One: Two wanted to teach me how to skateboard! I was really excited to kick some flips!
Two: One is really cute... but doesn’t actually know any skateboard terms.
One: I learned all kinds of tricks! I learned how to do the collie, the burial, and the kerfuffle kumquat!
Two: Again, these are not terms. But like I said, REALLY cute!
One and Two went skateboarding! One was a dork about terminology, but Two didn’t seem to mind!
Spoken Word
One: Two’s favorite spoken word artist was touring in town, so we went to the performance!
Two: I thought those poems would let One get to know me on a deeper level than I could ever explain myself.
One: The poet was so talented! I was taken on a roller coaster of emotions, and I LOVE roller coasters!
Two: I really want to write a spoken word poem for Alexandra about how I feel when we’re together!
One: Two’s favorite spoken word artist was touring in town, so we went to the performance!
Two: I thought those poems would let One get to know me on a deeper level than I could ever explain myself.
One: The poet was so talented! I was taken on a roller coaster of emotions, and I LOVE roller coasters!
Two: I really want to write a spoken word poem for Alexandra about how I feel when we’re together!
Theme Park
One: Two and I just went to a theme park! I was kind of embarrassed to admit I wanted to go on all the kiddie rides...
Two: Are you kidding? Kiddie rides are the BEST part of the park!
One: We ended up staying in Fairytale Land the whole time! It’s like I was 8 years old all over again!
Two: Finally, someone who gets me! One and I are a perfect match!
One and Two brought our their inner children on their theme park date.
One: Two and I just went to a theme park! I was kind of embarrassed to admit I wanted to go on all the kiddie rides...
Two: Are you kidding? Kiddie rides are the BEST part of the park!
One: We ended up staying in Fairytale Land the whole time! It’s like I was 8 years old all over again!
Two: Finally, someone who gets me! One and I are a perfect match!
One and Two brought our their inner children on their theme park date.
Zoo
One: I took Two to the zoo.
Two: We both love bears! They’re cute! And furry! And just so much FUN!
One: Don’t tell Two, but I think bears are... meh. Hey, a few white lies never hurt anyone.
Two: I’m so glad that we have so much in common!
One: I took Two to the zoo.
Two: We both love bears! They’re cute! And furry! And just so much FUN!
One: Don’t tell Two, but I think bears are... meh. Hey, a few white lies never hurt anyone.
Two: I’m so glad that we have so much in common!
failed dates
Aquarium
One: I insisted Two come with me to the aquarium to see their special open-tank exhibit! We got to pet all sorts of marine life!
Two: I didn’t want to disappoint One, but I’ve avoided touching anything in the ocean ever since a manta ray slapped me in the face with its fin when I was a child.
One: It was so exciting to touch all the horseshoe crabs and sea anemones... until Two started to antagonize the sting ray...
Two: I didn’t do ANYTHING! I just stood there, keeping my distance, and this sting ray launched itself out of the tank and headbutted me! Why?!
One: I have no sympathy for Two. You have to expect wildlife to fight back when threatened.
Two: The ocean hates me. I’m moving to the mountains. There are no sting rays there, right?
One: I insisted Two come with me to the aquarium to see their special open-tank exhibit! We got to pet all sorts of marine life!
Two: I didn’t want to disappoint One, but I’ve avoided touching anything in the ocean ever since a manta ray slapped me in the face with its fin when I was a child.
One: It was so exciting to touch all the horseshoe crabs and sea anemones... until Two started to antagonize the sting ray...
Two: I didn’t do ANYTHING! I just stood there, keeping my distance, and this sting ray launched itself out of the tank and headbutted me! Why?!
One: I have no sympathy for Two. You have to expect wildlife to fight back when threatened.
Two: The ocean hates me. I’m moving to the mountains. There are no sting rays there, right?
Biology Museum
One: I THOUGHT a date with Two to the biology museum would be perfect because we both love wildlife...
Two: But I didn’t realize just how different our tastes in creatures could be. The museum was closing early, and I wanted to go to the land mammal wing...
One: Well, I wasn’t about to miss out on the aquatic life wing! Fish are my favorite!
Two: We couldn’t agree, so we just split up and went our separate ways... so I figure we will in life too.
One and Two couldn’t agree what exhibits to visit at the biology museum, so they won’t be enjoying the wonders of life together.
One: I THOUGHT a date with Two to the biology museum would be perfect because we both love wildlife...
Two: But I didn’t realize just how different our tastes in creatures could be. The museum was closing early, and I wanted to go to the land mammal wing...
One: Well, I wasn’t about to miss out on the aquatic life wing! Fish are my favorite!
Two: We couldn’t agree, so we just split up and went our separate ways... so I figure we will in life too.
One and Two couldn’t agree what exhibits to visit at the biology museum, so they won’t be enjoying the wonders of life together.
Carnival
One: Two and I went to the carnival that had just come into town! There were so many attractions to choose from! But we decided to go into the maze of mirrors first!
Two: It looked like a hard maze, but One and I promised not to let go of one another...
One: Aaand we separated in the first hall when Two turned a corner too fast.
Two: When I looked back, I didn’t see anyone behind me! I had NO idea where One was...
One and Two went to the carnival and got way too lost in each other’s reflections!
One: Two and I went to the carnival that had just come into town! There were so many attractions to choose from! But we decided to go into the maze of mirrors first!
Two: It looked like a hard maze, but One and I promised not to let go of one another...
One: Aaand we separated in the first hall when Two turned a corner too fast.
Two: When I looked back, I didn’t see anyone behind me! I had NO idea where One was...
One and Two went to the carnival and got way too lost in each other’s reflections!
Comedy Club
One: I took Two to a comedy club. It didn’t go as well as planned…
Two: I wish we had known the featured comedian’s speciality was insulting the crowd.
One: He ended up making fun of Two’s outfit for three minutes straight…
Two: I’m fashionable… I’m VERY fashionable!
Two just got insulted by a stand-up comedian. Great idea for a ‘date’, One.
One: I took Two to a comedy club. It didn’t go as well as planned…
Two: I wish we had known the featured comedian’s speciality was insulting the crowd.
One: He ended up making fun of Two’s outfit for three minutes straight…
Two: I’m fashionable… I’m VERY fashionable!
Two just got insulted by a stand-up comedian. Great idea for a ‘date’, One.
Golf
One: Two took me to a driving range, assuring me that golf was actually fun...
Two: I was counting on One to pick up the nuances of golf quickly.
One: I managed to hit the ball straight up in the air...
Two: It landed on One’s head.
One: I’ve still got the lump...
One and Two went to the driving range... and One managed to turn golf into a contact sport!
One: Two took me to a driving range, assuring me that golf was actually fun...
Two: I was counting on One to pick up the nuances of golf quickly.
One: I managed to hit the ball straight up in the air...
Two: It landed on One’s head.
One: I’ve still got the lump...
One and Two went to the driving range... and One managed to turn golf into a contact sport!
Hike
One: I was excited to go on our hike, but Two packed so much gear, we couldn’t go five minutes without stopping!
Two: You can never be too prepared! I have my water supply, GPS, survival knife, signal flare, emergency rations...
One: Two packed like we were never coming back! I suggested Two leave some of that junk behind.
Two: BEAR REPELLANT is not junk! Does One just enjoy getting attacked by bears? Is that it?
One: I was excited to go on our hike, but Two packed so much gear, we couldn’t go five minutes without stopping!
Two: You can never be too prepared! I have my water supply, GPS, survival knife, signal flare, emergency rations...
One: Two packed like we were never coming back! I suggested Two leave some of that junk behind.
Two: BEAR REPELLANT is not junk! Does One just enjoy getting attacked by bears? Is that it?
Monster Truck Rally
One: I heard Two was a car enthusiast, so I planned a trip to a monster truck rally!
Two: I love cars. Do you know what monster trucks do? They SMASH cars! Why would you destroy these beautiful machines? WHY?!?
One: So that single tear that Two shed was NOT a tear of joy?
One tried to impress Two by showing a large car destroying other, smaller cars. It did not work.
One: I heard Two was a car enthusiast, so I planned a trip to a monster truck rally!
Two: I love cars. Do you know what monster trucks do? They SMASH cars! Why would you destroy these beautiful machines? WHY?!?
One: So that single tear that Two shed was NOT a tear of joy?
One tried to impress Two by showing a large car destroying other, smaller cars. It did not work.
Pet Store
One: Two and I went to a pet store to visit a new batch of puppies! They were SOOOOO cute!
Two: Yeah, cute, until the mini-Fido I picked up started peeing on me!
One: It was such a crazy surprise that Two freaked out and ran out of the pet store, puppy and all! Imagine trying to convince an angry pet store owner that your date did not just steal... because it was NOT easy!
One and Two went to a pet store, and Penn’s puppy got carried away! Literally!
One: Two and I went to a pet store to visit a new batch of puppies! They were SOOOOO cute!
Two: Yeah, cute, until the mini-Fido I picked up started peeing on me!
One: It was such a crazy surprise that Two freaked out and ran out of the pet store, puppy and all! Imagine trying to convince an angry pet store owner that your date did not just steal... because it was NOT easy!
One and Two went to a pet store, and Penn’s puppy got carried away! Literally!
Run
One: Two took me out for a run... I thought we would just jog together and talk...
Two: I couldn’t believe how slow One was! It was like running with a sack of snails! I mean... how hard is it to pick up your knees?! If you’re going to get a good time, you have to start STRONG!
One: Two is kind of scary about running...
Two and One went running... but Two takes running WAY too seriously!
One: Two took me out for a run... I thought we would just jog together and talk...
Two: I couldn’t believe how slow One was! It was like running with a sack of snails! I mean... how hard is it to pick up your knees?! If you’re going to get a good time, you have to start STRONG!
One: Two is kind of scary about running...
Two and One went running... but Two takes running WAY too seriously!
Victoria’s Victorian Manor
One: Two and I wanted to go to a museum together! So we went to Victoria’s Victorian Manor, a pre-war era mansion-turned museum!
Two: We got the special ‘All Access Pass’, so we could get a tour into a secret tunnel underneath the house!
One: What we didn’t realize was that it was a secret tunnel used for drying fruit! The tour guide kept droning on and on about mason jars and canning! It was SOOOO boring!
Two: The tunnel wasn’t even really all that secret either! Lies, all lies!
One and Two’s date to a museum mansion turned out to be more moth-eaten than mystery!
One: Two and I wanted to go to a museum together! So we went to Victoria’s Victorian Manor, a pre-war era mansion-turned museum!
Two: We got the special ‘All Access Pass’, so we could get a tour into a secret tunnel underneath the house!
One: What we didn’t realize was that it was a secret tunnel used for drying fruit! The tour guide kept droning on and on about mason jars and canning! It was SOOOO boring!
Two: The tunnel wasn’t even really all that secret either! Lies, all lies!
One and Two’s date to a museum mansion turned out to be more moth-eaten than mystery!
Yessiria Pizzeria
One: Two took me out to Yessiria Pizzeria!
Two: It’s my favorite pizzeria! Their anchovies are the best!
One: That’s where things went wrong... can you say ‘fish breath’?
Two: I should’ve known things were bad when the flower on our table wilted...
One: Two took me out to Yessiria Pizzeria!
Two: It’s my favorite pizzeria! Their anchovies are the best!
One: That’s where things went wrong... can you say ‘fish breath’?
Two: I should’ve known things were bad when the flower on our table wilted...