Rocking Razor
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Ezra’s van pulls up outside Razor’s house, and your band piles out onto the street.
Mia: This is where Razor lives? No wonder he’s so angry.
Mia kicks a stray fast food wrapper and sends it floating away down the sidewalk.
Mia: Obviously we don’t want to stay here any longer than we have to, so let’s aim to have this virus cured by 6:00 PM.
Ezra: Unfortunately, Razor’s the only one who can do that, so we have to keep this show going until he surrenders!
Danny: You ready for this?
Ezra: You bet. Let’s get set up.
Time - 4 hours
Your classmates scurry throughout the street, laying extension cords and setting up towering amps on a makeshift stage. Soon, everything’s set up, and your band is ready to play.
Ezra: All right, Julian. Play us in.
Julian counts off, striking his drumsticks together over his head.
Julian: One, two, three, four!
Ezra plays a blistering hard rock chord progression as Payton howls improvised lyrics!
Payton: Razor, why are you so awful? Razor, you are just the worst! Koh is simply too good for you! I really wish that we’d rehearsed!
Nishan accompanies Payton’s vocals with an industrial soundscape on his synthesizer!
Nishan: I’m not even mad! No virus can get past my firewall!
After half an hour of hard rock, Razor’s bedroom window opens, and he leans his head out!
Mia: It’s working!
Koh: I knew he’d give in.
Razor: This is your plan? Playing a free concert outside my house? I’d be mad if you guys didn’t sound so amazing! Seriously, where can I buy your album?
Payton: Aww, thanks!
Ezra: Really, Payton?
Payton: Oops, what I meant was... Nice try, Razor! Flattery won’t work on us!
Razor: Suit yourself! Hey, can I get your autograph?
Payton: Oh, well, maybe we can discuss that after the show...
Nishan: Payton! Again?
Koh: Okay, Danny, this obviously isn’t working. You guys are too good. We need to ruin Razor’s day, not serenade him.
Mia: Then it’s time for Plan B... We’re going to need the worst band this school has to offer...
Requirements
You gather some classmates together and start assigning them to instruments.
Danny: Okay, guys, there’s no nice way to say this... but we need you to give a REALLY bad performance.
Mia: And we’re fairly certain that you’ll do that without any instruction, so I’m not sure why Danny is wasting your time.
Berry: No worries, Danny. I’m definitely not going to win any awards for my guitar skills.
Kyle: I’m more familiar with stand-up comedy, but I’m sure the skills translate, right? It’s all performance!
Jasmine: ...
Mia: Could you speak up, please?
Jasmine: Why am I on vocals?
Mia: I think you just answered your own question.
Danny: All right, guys. Get out there and do your worst!
Time - 6 hours
Berry, Kyle and Jasmine take the stage.
Berry: All right, Kyle, show us what you got!
Kyle: My pleasure! All right, ladies and germs, what’s brown and sticky? Anyone? Anyone?
A silence fills the street.
Nishan: Um... a melted chocolate bar?
Kyle: A stick! Heyo!
Kyle plays a rimshot. Ba dum tss!
Julian: Does that even count as playing the drums?
Berry: Okay, I only know three chords, but let me tell ya... they’re just about all you need.
Berry plays the same lazy chord progression... twenty times in a row!
Ezra: I am actually going to give up and leave if I hear one more E minor.
Danny: That means it’s working! Razor must be suffering as much as we are!
Berry: Hey, Jasmine, sing us a song!
Jasmine nervously approaches the mic and starts singing into it.
Jasmine: ...
Payton: Wow, that is actually inaudible... can you turn up the volume, Nishan?
Nishan: Okay...
Nishan turns up the volume, and Jasmine’s awkward mumbling fills the neighborhood accompanies by screechy feedback!
Mia: This is truly one of the worst experiences of my entire life.
Berry, Kyle, and Jasmine pause as Razor appears at his window again.
Danny: It’s Razor! He must be ready to admit defeat!
Mia: I really, really hope so...
Razor: Sorry, did you guys say something? I couldn’t hear through my noise-canceling headphones!
Razor points to the expensive headphones over his ears!
Nishan: Those are Astros! They’ve got noise-canceling technology AND extended bass! They take your ears to another world!
Sakura: They’re totally wasted on a jerk like Razor!
Koh: Leave it to Razor to spoil himself with fancy gadgets.
Mia: I really wish we’d known about those BEFORE we subjected ourselves to this... this...
Danny: Let’s not say anything we don’t mean, Mia...
Mia: Trust me, Danny... I would’ve meant every word I was about to say. But I’m glad you stopped me.
Koh: Are we just going to give up? Isn’t there any way we could... I don’t know... cancel out his noise-canceling headphones?
Nishan: I have a plan... but I’m going to need a crack team of sound technicians.
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Nishan pulls Priya, Kai, and Zayn into a huddle.
Nishan: All right, team. You’re on this squad for one reason. Do you know what that reason is?
Priya: Because we’re the best at what we do!
Kai: Because we’ve never even heard the phrase ‘too much bass’!
Zayn: You just said it though!
Kai: Okay, yeah, we all heard it just now... But that was the FIRST and ONLY time!
Nishan: Sure, whatever. More importantly, you have a lot of experience with audio equipment. Let’s pump up the music!
Time - 8 hours
Nishan’s audio team pops the front off one of your amps and starts fiddling around inside.
Ezra: Whoa, what are you guys doing? Those amps were NOT cheap!
Priya: If we want to scare Razor out of his hole, we’re gonna need to pump it UP!
Kai: Let’s see how he likes on hundred and twenty decibels!
Priya, Kai, and Zayn make some modifications to your band’s sound system... and the music is louder than ever!
Mia: How can Razor stand this?!
Danny: Nishan, are you sure we’re surpassing his headphones’ noise-canceling capabilities.
Nishan: We should be... Zayn, any chance we could turn it up a bit?!
Zayn: Sorry, boss, we can’t go any louder! We’ve maxed out!
Nishan leans over and shuts off the music.
Nishan: Well, it looks like Razor won this round... But I’ve been working on a backup plan that might be just what we need!
Koh: Oh great, another plan that will immediately fail. We haven’t gotten anywhere! I should’ve known better than to join this stupid school!
Danny: Koh, what are you saying?
Koh: I’m saying Razor won... and it’s no surprise! All you guys have done is waste my time!
Koh storms off!
Danny: Koh, wait!
You pace in front of the stage, waiting for Koh to come back.
Danny: Are you sure we shouldn’t go look for her? Maybe we can talk this through...
Sakura: Sorry, Danny. I think Koh just needs some time to cool off.
Payton: She’ll be back... right?
Nishan: I guess we’ll have to wait and see...
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After a tense half hour, Koh finally returns.
Danny: Hey, Koh... are you ready to talk? I know things didn’t go quite as...
Koh: Let’s not make this any harder than it has to be, Danny.
Danny: What do you mean?
Koh: I mean I’m done! I’m tired of always being on the losing side! I just hope Razor’s still willing to give me a place at his company.
Danny: Koh...
Koh: It’s too late, Danny. I already filled out the withdrawal form. I’m dropping out.
Time - 9 hours
Razor leans out of his window, headphones off.
Razor: Impressive performance, Koh. You really expect me to buy that?
Koh: I don’t expect you to do anything. But it’s true. You’ve hacked into our school’s files before, right? Go ahead and see for yourself.
Razor: Hmm...
Razor appears at the door carrying his laptop.
Razor: All right, Koh. If you’re telling the truth...
Razor hacks into your school’s enrollment database and goes through your files.
Razor: Let’s see... What the...
Razor’s computer screen fills with a live webcam feed... Of Nishan and Sakura laughing!
Razor: What is this?
Sakura: It’s payback. Nishan made a few updates to our site’s security after your last attack.
Nishan: By hacking us, you’ve given us a direct link to your private network! We just pulled all your files, Razor...
Sakura: Including the program you coded as a safeguard against the virus you put on our school network!
Nishan: Not to mention a LOT of sensitive intel about everything you’ve been doing to our school.
Sakura: In other words...
Koh: You’ve been hacked.
Razor: You were in on this?
Koh: Of course.
Danny: This means you’re not leaving, right?
Koh: Not a chance, Danny. Sorry I didn’t let you in on the plan... I knew Razor wouldn’t believe I was leaving unless you did too.
Danny: Well, I won’t pretend that I appreciate being played... But I can’t argue with the results.
Koh: Speaking of... ready to negotiate, Razor?
Sakura: I think the police would be VERY interested to see some of the files we’ve pulled off your hard drive...
Razor: All right, all right! I’ll cooperate.
Requirements
Razor glares at you and Koh.
Razor: Let’s make this quick, Danny. What is it you want?
Sakura: Tell him I want his headphones!
Nishan: And he needs to buy a second pair for me!
Danny: What do I want? After all the trouble you’ve caused our school? Hmm...
Time - 10 hours
You glare at Razor, weighing your options.
Danny: Okay, these are my demands. One, you stop messing with our school. Got it?
Razor: ...
Danny: Two, you leave Koh alone.
Razor: ...
Danny: And three... I never want to see you again. Ever!
Razor: Like I’d WANT to see any of you losers again.
Danny: And I KNOW you won’t go back on your word, because if you do, I’ll tell my friends to forward your files to the police. And when they see all the stuff you’ve done to our school...
Razor: I get it! I’m not going to do anything, I’m not that stupid.
Danny: Glad to hear it. Let’s get out of here, Koh.
Koh: Not so fast, Danny. Let’s get a bit more out of this weasel while we have him.
Danny: He did do a lot of damage to our school...
Koh: So what do you think? Should we shake him down for money to pay for the repairs or try to get replacements for the library books we lost?
Danny: Books.
Razor: Do I look like a library to you?
Danny: No, but you do look like the guy who destroyed most of OUR library with your fire alarm prank!
Koh: I want replacements for all of the damaged books delivered to our school by tomorrow. Got it?
Razor: I’ll have to pay extra for overnight delivery!
Koh: Small price to pay to stay out of jail, wouldn’t you say? I’ll forward you a list of the books that need replaced.
Razor: Fine...
Danny: That’s what I like to hear.
Razor: All right, you got what you wanted. Now get off my street.
Koh signals to Nishan and Sakura on Razor’s computer, and the webcam feed cuts out.
Koh: It’s not your street, Razor. We’ll stay as long as we want.
You and Koh return to the concert area, where Nishan and Sakura run up to join you.
Nishan: Koh, you were so tough! That was awesome!
Koh: I know. You guys were pretty cool too. Thanks for all your help.
Sakura: It was our pleasure.
Nishan: Sorry that we didn’t let you in on the plan, Danny.
Danny: Eh, I’m over it.
Ezra gestures to the makeshift stage set up on Razor’s street.
Ezra: So, are we packing up or what?
Payton: Why don’t we close this concert out in style?
Payton offers Koh the mic.
Payton: What do you say, Koh?
Koh: I say... Let’s rock!
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Koh leaps onto the stage as Ezra’s fingers blaze up and down the neck of his guitar!
Ezra: Ow ow ow!
Koh: Hit it, Julian!
Julian kicks a beat, and Nishan joins in with a soaring crescendo on his synth!
Nishan: Victory!
Razor’s neighbors sit on their porches and enjoy the show, as Koh and Payton sing a hard rocking duet!
Koh: There was a guy named Razor!
Payton: He wore a tacky blazer!
Koh: I shot him with a laser!
Payton: What else rhymes with Razor?
Razor glares from his window.
Razor: ...
As the concert comes to a close, your classmates cheer and applaud!
Payton: Nice vocals, Koh! You should jam with our band more often!
Ezra: Forget jamming, you should join our band for good!
Nishan: Plenty of room for one more!
Koh: Thanks guys, but I’m not really into labels. Let’s just play it by ear, you get me?
Ezra: Works for me.
Koh: Hey, Danny, there’s something I wanted to talk to you about...
You and Koh walk a little ways down the street, toward and old junkyard on the corner.
Koh: Razor and I used to come down here and burn stuff all the time. Old chairs, pieces of lumber that fell off trucks, shopping carts...
Danny: That sounds... fun...
Koh: It was okay. Mostly it just felt good to have, you know... Someone who actually wanted to hang around with me. But after seeing how far you guys would go to help me get Razor off my back... I mean, why? Why would you do that for me?
Danny: Because we’re friends, Koh. And I don’t like people threatening my friends.
Koh: That’s cute, Danny.
Koh strikes a match on the sole of her boot and flicks it onto a heap of broken bed frames and discarded oil rags.
Koh: I’m glad I’ve got such tough friends looking out for me.
Koh puts her arm around you as the rags catch fire, igniting the bed frames.
Danny: No problem.
- Ezra
- Koh
Ezra’s van pulls up outside Razor’s house, and your band piles out onto the street.
Mia: This is where Razor lives? No wonder he’s so angry.
Mia kicks a stray fast food wrapper and sends it floating away down the sidewalk.
Mia: Obviously we don’t want to stay here any longer than we have to, so let’s aim to have this virus cured by 6:00 PM.
Ezra: Unfortunately, Razor’s the only one who can do that, so we have to keep this show going until he surrenders!
Danny: You ready for this?
Ezra: You bet. Let’s get set up.
Time - 4 hours
Your classmates scurry throughout the street, laying extension cords and setting up towering amps on a makeshift stage. Soon, everything’s set up, and your band is ready to play.
Ezra: All right, Julian. Play us in.
Julian counts off, striking his drumsticks together over his head.
Julian: One, two, three, four!
Ezra plays a blistering hard rock chord progression as Payton howls improvised lyrics!
Payton: Razor, why are you so awful? Razor, you are just the worst! Koh is simply too good for you! I really wish that we’d rehearsed!
Nishan accompanies Payton’s vocals with an industrial soundscape on his synthesizer!
Nishan: I’m not even mad! No virus can get past my firewall!
After half an hour of hard rock, Razor’s bedroom window opens, and he leans his head out!
Mia: It’s working!
Koh: I knew he’d give in.
Razor: This is your plan? Playing a free concert outside my house? I’d be mad if you guys didn’t sound so amazing! Seriously, where can I buy your album?
Payton: Aww, thanks!
Ezra: Really, Payton?
Payton: Oops, what I meant was... Nice try, Razor! Flattery won’t work on us!
Razor: Suit yourself! Hey, can I get your autograph?
Payton: Oh, well, maybe we can discuss that after the show...
Nishan: Payton! Again?
Koh: Okay, Danny, this obviously isn’t working. You guys are too good. We need to ruin Razor’s day, not serenade him.
Mia: Then it’s time for Plan B... We’re going to need the worst band this school has to offer...
Requirements
- A Slacker (Berry)
- A Class Clown (Kyle)
- A Wallflower (Jasmine)
You gather some classmates together and start assigning them to instruments.
Danny: Okay, guys, there’s no nice way to say this... but we need you to give a REALLY bad performance.
Mia: And we’re fairly certain that you’ll do that without any instruction, so I’m not sure why Danny is wasting your time.
Berry: No worries, Danny. I’m definitely not going to win any awards for my guitar skills.
Kyle: I’m more familiar with stand-up comedy, but I’m sure the skills translate, right? It’s all performance!
Jasmine: ...
Mia: Could you speak up, please?
Jasmine: Why am I on vocals?
Mia: I think you just answered your own question.
Danny: All right, guys. Get out there and do your worst!
Time - 6 hours
Berry, Kyle and Jasmine take the stage.
Berry: All right, Kyle, show us what you got!
Kyle: My pleasure! All right, ladies and germs, what’s brown and sticky? Anyone? Anyone?
A silence fills the street.
Nishan: Um... a melted chocolate bar?
Kyle: A stick! Heyo!
Kyle plays a rimshot. Ba dum tss!
Julian: Does that even count as playing the drums?
Berry: Okay, I only know three chords, but let me tell ya... they’re just about all you need.
Berry plays the same lazy chord progression... twenty times in a row!
Ezra: I am actually going to give up and leave if I hear one more E minor.
Danny: That means it’s working! Razor must be suffering as much as we are!
Berry: Hey, Jasmine, sing us a song!
Jasmine nervously approaches the mic and starts singing into it.
Jasmine: ...
Payton: Wow, that is actually inaudible... can you turn up the volume, Nishan?
Nishan: Okay...
Nishan turns up the volume, and Jasmine’s awkward mumbling fills the neighborhood accompanies by screechy feedback!
Mia: This is truly one of the worst experiences of my entire life.
Berry, Kyle, and Jasmine pause as Razor appears at his window again.
Danny: It’s Razor! He must be ready to admit defeat!
Mia: I really, really hope so...
Razor: Sorry, did you guys say something? I couldn’t hear through my noise-canceling headphones!
Razor points to the expensive headphones over his ears!
Nishan: Those are Astros! They’ve got noise-canceling technology AND extended bass! They take your ears to another world!
Sakura: They’re totally wasted on a jerk like Razor!
Koh: Leave it to Razor to spoil himself with fancy gadgets.
Mia: I really wish we’d known about those BEFORE we subjected ourselves to this... this...
Danny: Let’s not say anything we don’t mean, Mia...
Mia: Trust me, Danny... I would’ve meant every word I was about to say. But I’m glad you stopped me.
Koh: Are we just going to give up? Isn’t there any way we could... I don’t know... cancel out his noise-canceling headphones?
Nishan: I have a plan... but I’m going to need a crack team of sound technicians.
Requirements
- A DJ (Priya)
- A DJ (Kai)
- A Nerd Except Danny and Nishan (Zayn)
Nishan pulls Priya, Kai, and Zayn into a huddle.
Nishan: All right, team. You’re on this squad for one reason. Do you know what that reason is?
Priya: Because we’re the best at what we do!
Kai: Because we’ve never even heard the phrase ‘too much bass’!
Zayn: You just said it though!
Kai: Okay, yeah, we all heard it just now... But that was the FIRST and ONLY time!
Nishan: Sure, whatever. More importantly, you have a lot of experience with audio equipment. Let’s pump up the music!
Time - 8 hours
Nishan’s audio team pops the front off one of your amps and starts fiddling around inside.
Ezra: Whoa, what are you guys doing? Those amps were NOT cheap!
Priya: If we want to scare Razor out of his hole, we’re gonna need to pump it UP!
Kai: Let’s see how he likes on hundred and twenty decibels!
Priya, Kai, and Zayn make some modifications to your band’s sound system... and the music is louder than ever!
Mia: How can Razor stand this?!
Danny: Nishan, are you sure we’re surpassing his headphones’ noise-canceling capabilities.
Nishan: We should be... Zayn, any chance we could turn it up a bit?!
Zayn: Sorry, boss, we can’t go any louder! We’ve maxed out!
Nishan leans over and shuts off the music.
Nishan: Well, it looks like Razor won this round... But I’ve been working on a backup plan that might be just what we need!
Koh: Oh great, another plan that will immediately fail. We haven’t gotten anywhere! I should’ve known better than to join this stupid school!
Danny: Koh, what are you saying?
Koh: I’m saying Razor won... and it’s no surprise! All you guys have done is waste my time!
Koh storms off!
Danny: Koh, wait!
You pace in front of the stage, waiting for Koh to come back.
Danny: Are you sure we shouldn’t go look for her? Maybe we can talk this through...
Sakura: Sorry, Danny. I think Koh just needs some time to cool off.
Payton: She’ll be back... right?
Nishan: I guess we’ll have to wait and see...
Requirements
- Koh
After a tense half hour, Koh finally returns.
Danny: Hey, Koh... are you ready to talk? I know things didn’t go quite as...
Koh: Let’s not make this any harder than it has to be, Danny.
Danny: What do you mean?
Koh: I mean I’m done! I’m tired of always being on the losing side! I just hope Razor’s still willing to give me a place at his company.
Danny: Koh...
Koh: It’s too late, Danny. I already filled out the withdrawal form. I’m dropping out.
Time - 9 hours
Razor leans out of his window, headphones off.
Razor: Impressive performance, Koh. You really expect me to buy that?
Koh: I don’t expect you to do anything. But it’s true. You’ve hacked into our school’s files before, right? Go ahead and see for yourself.
Razor: Hmm...
Razor appears at the door carrying his laptop.
Razor: All right, Koh. If you’re telling the truth...
Razor hacks into your school’s enrollment database and goes through your files.
Razor: Let’s see... What the...
Razor’s computer screen fills with a live webcam feed... Of Nishan and Sakura laughing!
Razor: What is this?
Sakura: It’s payback. Nishan made a few updates to our site’s security after your last attack.
Nishan: By hacking us, you’ve given us a direct link to your private network! We just pulled all your files, Razor...
Sakura: Including the program you coded as a safeguard against the virus you put on our school network!
Nishan: Not to mention a LOT of sensitive intel about everything you’ve been doing to our school.
Sakura: In other words...
Koh: You’ve been hacked.
Razor: You were in on this?
Koh: Of course.
Danny: This means you’re not leaving, right?
Koh: Not a chance, Danny. Sorry I didn’t let you in on the plan... I knew Razor wouldn’t believe I was leaving unless you did too.
Danny: Well, I won’t pretend that I appreciate being played... But I can’t argue with the results.
Koh: Speaking of... ready to negotiate, Razor?
Sakura: I think the police would be VERY interested to see some of the files we’ve pulled off your hard drive...
Razor: All right, all right! I’ll cooperate.
Requirements
- Danny
- Koh
Razor glares at you and Koh.
Razor: Let’s make this quick, Danny. What is it you want?
Sakura: Tell him I want his headphones!
Nishan: And he needs to buy a second pair for me!
Danny: What do I want? After all the trouble you’ve caused our school? Hmm...
Time - 10 hours
You glare at Razor, weighing your options.
Danny: Okay, these are my demands. One, you stop messing with our school. Got it?
Razor: ...
Danny: Two, you leave Koh alone.
Razor: ...
Danny: And three... I never want to see you again. Ever!
Razor: Like I’d WANT to see any of you losers again.
Danny: And I KNOW you won’t go back on your word, because if you do, I’ll tell my friends to forward your files to the police. And when they see all the stuff you’ve done to our school...
Razor: I get it! I’m not going to do anything, I’m not that stupid.
Danny: Glad to hear it. Let’s get out of here, Koh.
Koh: Not so fast, Danny. Let’s get a bit more out of this weasel while we have him.
Danny: He did do a lot of damage to our school...
Koh: So what do you think? Should we shake him down for money to pay for the repairs or try to get replacements for the library books we lost?
Danny: Books.
Razor: Do I look like a library to you?
Danny: No, but you do look like the guy who destroyed most of OUR library with your fire alarm prank!
Koh: I want replacements for all of the damaged books delivered to our school by tomorrow. Got it?
Razor: I’ll have to pay extra for overnight delivery!
Koh: Small price to pay to stay out of jail, wouldn’t you say? I’ll forward you a list of the books that need replaced.
Razor: Fine...
Danny: That’s what I like to hear.
Razor: All right, you got what you wanted. Now get off my street.
Koh signals to Nishan and Sakura on Razor’s computer, and the webcam feed cuts out.
Koh: It’s not your street, Razor. We’ll stay as long as we want.
You and Koh return to the concert area, where Nishan and Sakura run up to join you.
Nishan: Koh, you were so tough! That was awesome!
Koh: I know. You guys were pretty cool too. Thanks for all your help.
Sakura: It was our pleasure.
Nishan: Sorry that we didn’t let you in on the plan, Danny.
Danny: Eh, I’m over it.
Ezra gestures to the makeshift stage set up on Razor’s street.
Ezra: So, are we packing up or what?
Payton: Why don’t we close this concert out in style?
Payton offers Koh the mic.
Payton: What do you say, Koh?
Koh: I say... Let’s rock!
Requirements
- Complete a Party with Koh
Koh leaps onto the stage as Ezra’s fingers blaze up and down the neck of his guitar!
Ezra: Ow ow ow!
Koh: Hit it, Julian!
Julian kicks a beat, and Nishan joins in with a soaring crescendo on his synth!
Nishan: Victory!
Razor’s neighbors sit on their porches and enjoy the show, as Koh and Payton sing a hard rocking duet!
Koh: There was a guy named Razor!
Payton: He wore a tacky blazer!
Koh: I shot him with a laser!
Payton: What else rhymes with Razor?
Razor glares from his window.
Razor: ...
As the concert comes to a close, your classmates cheer and applaud!
Payton: Nice vocals, Koh! You should jam with our band more often!
Ezra: Forget jamming, you should join our band for good!
Nishan: Plenty of room for one more!
Koh: Thanks guys, but I’m not really into labels. Let’s just play it by ear, you get me?
Ezra: Works for me.
Koh: Hey, Danny, there’s something I wanted to talk to you about...
You and Koh walk a little ways down the street, toward and old junkyard on the corner.
Koh: Razor and I used to come down here and burn stuff all the time. Old chairs, pieces of lumber that fell off trucks, shopping carts...
Danny: That sounds... fun...
Koh: It was okay. Mostly it just felt good to have, you know... Someone who actually wanted to hang around with me. But after seeing how far you guys would go to help me get Razor off my back... I mean, why? Why would you do that for me?
Danny: Because we’re friends, Koh. And I don’t like people threatening my friends.
Koh: That’s cute, Danny.
Koh strikes a match on the sole of her boot and flicks it onto a heap of broken bed frames and discarded oil rags.
Koh: I’m glad I’ve got such tough friends looking out for me.
Koh puts her arm around you as the rags catch fire, igniting the bed frames.
Danny: No problem.
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